Hensper - Blog Posts
Henry after his partner just asks him to be seen as his equal and be given credit for the stuff that he does
And at the end of the movie even tho they some what make up he still leaves!? Like what (dont worry jasper babes your man will be back......in like 20 years probably...maybe)
i miss my childhood best friends situationship that don’t want to believe they’re in love with each other
anyways they are so cute
she wanted hensper proof
Why did she take a photo of this? What was the point?
[ under pressure ]
“ Hensper aesthetic edit for v-day!
the husky & golden retriever is their fursona/j ”
they make me sick/aff
[ together !! :3 ]
“ Take this as my 'apology post' after what I drew previously for y'alls poor eye's to witness lmao ”
PLS DON'T EXECUTE ME NOW!!! -shayker
do you have any fun or random hensper headcannons???
i do!!! thanks for giving me an excuse to dump some of them :)
1) jasper is very affectionate but was really surprised to find out that henry is even cornier. once they've gotten together and figured their shit out, henry goes all out. he just constantly flirts with jasper, pulling out the "i'm in a band" line and sending cringey redflix and chill memes, even though they're literally already together.
2) jasper never grew out of his bucket phase; he just started keeping it to himself because he figured no one actually cared. henry noticed this, so when he sees a random bucket, he'll point it out, or he'll pretend to have a photo of a bucket pop up on his twitflash feed, just so he can get jasper to start talking about buckets again. one time, he even bought a miniature bucket and randomly gave it to jasper to use as a pencil case, and when jasper looked all confused, henry tried to play it cool and was all like "oh, i thought you still liked buckets." (jasper did, in fact, still like buckets (he kept the pencil bucket)).
3) henry is jasper's go-to when he's freaking out (which is kind of already canon tbh). in love muffin when omar spits on jasper, henry's there with a rag and a hand on jasper's shoulder. he's reassuring jasper, saying things like "it's alright, it's not that bad, come here," which makes me believe henry is just more gentle and affectionate than anyone else when it comes to jasper, which is why he's the best at comforting jasper. other people wouldn't speak to jasper softly the way henry does or give him hugs and comforting touches.
and then there's the quiet times when jasper has to calm henry down or try to make him feel better, and jasper is incredibly good at it. except there are times where he just can't always do his best because they're currently in a time where henry has only girlfriends, and jasper is his best friend, so even though he likes henry, he's there when henry ends up between girlfriends or in an argument. and when this happens, he always ends up doing something dumb to cheer henry up, like grabbing henry's hand and playing a game of thumb war or rock, paper, scissors. so he'll take henry's hand and place it on top of his own closed fist and then goes “you win… yay!” and lets go to pump his fists in the air. it's stupid, but it always works on henry.
4) when they lived in their apartment in dystopia, grocery shopping was quite literally a game for them. they sucked at it, so they had to make it fun otherwise they wouldn't get what they needed or do it right. but the games started to get physical to the point where they'd get kicked out, so they stuck to just making puns out of brands and stuff. but then they'd get competitive and physical again, so it's now a cycle.
5) and future married-with-kids hensper is just them timing each other and seeing who can speed-run getting the kids dressed or ready for school the fastest.
and idk if this counts as a headcanon but missy had a hensper phase!! when they arrive to a new reality, and henry is suddenly dressed in a tuxedo, he's just totally confused. and ray steps inside and he's like "kid, what the hell are you doing? get out here." and then he's just standing there thinking that he's the best man at jasper's wedding, until jasper walks down the aisle, and henry realizes what's happening.
(i also have one that's kinda the opposite way. it's the same concept, except henry is pushed through the doors and is made to walk down the aisle).
jasper fell first, henry fell harder!!!!
henry and jasper in the movie is the gayest thing ever
"they weren't casual" i say as i grab onto the bars of my enclosure while the henry danger subreddit/community moderation drags me away. "'i would fight to the ends of the world with you,'" i cry, whilst i am stifled by homophobic rulings and shoved into the grey zone. "'I JUST GOT OUT OF A CRIME FIGHTING RELATIONSHIP!!!!' THEY'RE INTERTWINED IN EVERY SINGLE STORY WITHOUT FAIL!! THEY ARE GUT WRENCHINGLY IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER AND HENRYS OWN INTERNALIZED HOMOPHOBIA AND UNWILLINGNESS TO ACCEPT WHAT IS IN FRONT OF HIM CRUDELY DEFINES EACH INTERACTION THEY HAVE IN THE REAL WORLD!! THEIR DEVOTION IS NEVER ENDING!!!!!! THEYWERENTCASUALTHEYWERENTCASUALTHEYWERETNNTTNTN!!!!"