part 1/3
“Interesting, now leave me alone.”
“Sorry that I look like a mess”
“____’s been a little depressed.”
“I’m sorry I was gone.”
“Daddy made you your favorite, open wide.”
“It’s a beautiful day to stay inside!”
“The world is changing.”
“What the fuck is going on?”
“Should I leave you alone?”
“Should I be joking at a time like this?”
“I wanna help to leave this world better than I found it.”
“And the fear is not unfounded.”
“The world is so fucked up.”
“There’s only one thing I can do about it.”
“Making a literal difference metaphorically.”
“So maybe I should just shut the fuck up.”
“I don’t wanna do that.”
“There’s gotta be another way.”
“Lord help me channel sandra bullock in the blind side.”
“I said I’d never be back.”
“But now I’m back on my feet.”
“Pour me a drink and clear my schedule.”
“I’mma FaceTime with my mom tonight.”
“These forty minutes are essential.”
“How’d you guess?”
“And that’s the deepest talk we’ve ever had.”
“It must be complicated.”
“That’s how the world works.”
“It’s similar to a constant state of sleep paralysis.”
“Don’t you know the world is built with blood?”
“That’s pretty intense.”
“No shit.”
“What can I do to help?”
“This isn’t about you.”
“So either get with it or get out of the fucking way.”
“Watch your mouth, buddy.”
“Have you not been fucking listening?”
“I can’t go… I can’t go back.”
“Look at me.”
“Are you going to be on the right side of history?”
“Who are you?”
“Or you can roll up your sleeves and get to work.”
“Is this heaven?”
“Or is it just a white woman’s Instagram?”
“It’s been a decade since you’ve been gone.”
“ Is it necessary that every single person on this planet um, expresses every single opinion that they have on every single thing that occurs all at the same time?”
“Can any single person shut the fuck up about any single thing for an hour?”
“Is that… Is that necessary?”
“ Who needs a coffee? Cause I’m doing a run?”
“The coffee is free, just like me.”
“I’m an unpaid intern.”
“You just torrent a porn.”
“I’m being a little pretentious.”
“It’s a defense mechanism.”
“ I’m so worried that criticism will be levied against me that I levy it against myself before anyone else can.”
“Oh, if I’m self-aware about being a douchebag, it’ll somehow make me less of a douchebag.”
“Self-awareness does not absolve anybody of anything.”
“I want this to stop.”