Dagur: How dare you!?
Eret: My, all points fit. Should I start courting Hiccup?
Viggo: Don't forget there's two of us in this category. But I'm willing to share.
Eret: You might have to. I take 5 times a week, you get weekends.
Viggo: I beg your pardon?
Dagur: I wanna share Hiccup too!
Viggo: We should think about it first and consult it with Hiccup.
Dagur: And if we end up dating him all together in one big poly, we at least don't have to be ashamed of each other nude in bed after that-
Eret: Dagur, we agreed to not talk about the New Years party night.
Viggo: He has a point Eret. However, we might have to talk about it.
Eret: Do we? It's already awkward even now.
Dagur: For fucks sake, so we had a very drunk and very passionate three-some one time, grow up!
I can't help, but think:
~ dark hair
~ brown eyes
~ strong/ muscular
~ tall
~ handsome
~ probably big-dicked
Hiccup seems to have a type is all I'm saying
(Dagur stays forever mad about not fitting the type)