Gotta play Hildebrand
“You must be Mister Warrior! Savior of Eorzea! Guardian of this Realm! Stealer of pants!”
...WHEN DID I STEAL PANTS?!
I HAVE NO MEMORY OF ANYTHING PANTS RELATED EXCEPT THAT ONE TIME IN YAKUZA 0 WITH MAJIMA AND THAT’S NOT EVEN THE SAME GAME.