Jason: Be myself? I have a day to win over Zain. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Nick: Couple weeks.
Rachel: Six months.
Eric: Jury’s still out.
Jason: See? “be yourself”, seriously, Nicky? What kind of garbage advice is that?
Jason: Fuck AND marry Salim, and I’ll kill everyone else.
Nick: Damn it, Jason. That’s not how the game works.
Rachel: I spy with my little eye something that starts with 's'.
Nick: *looks at Jason and Salim*
Nick: Is it 'sexual tension'?
Jason: You're wearing makeup.
Salim: Oh, it's just eyeliner. Do you like it?
Jason: Looks... okay, I guess.
*later*
Jason, sobbing into Nick's shoulder: IT LOOKED SO GOOD!
Nick: I know, Jason.
Jason: I'M SO GAY!
Nick: I know, Jason.