Jalim - Blog Posts
I'm getting better at rendering *✧ᕦ( ‘ ⩊ ‘𖦹)ᕤ (人*´∀｀)｡*ﾟ+
Um... Maybe I'll try to post something here (ง ื▿ ื)ว These guys are wonderful, impossible not to draw them!
When life gives you bat senses- succumb to the caves and never go out.
Ft: Jason, Salim Art: mine:D
Based on xXxBishopxXx Deepest Desires on ao3, it’s a damn good fanfic y’all.
Salim, out of the blue: I would be far more comfortable if I had fewer bones.
Jason: ?????
Jason: GOOGLE SHABOOZEY RIGHT NOW.
Nick: I know who Shaboozey is.
Jason: GO TO GOOGLE.COM AND GOOGLE SHABOOZEY RIGHT NOW.
Salim: Who is Shaboozey?? Okay I'll Google him. OH!!
Jason: I DISCOVERED THIS WHEN I DECIDED TO GOOGLE SHABOOZEY ONCE.
do y'all ever reread your own fics from like years ago and realise you've regressed in writing ability because that's how i feel about this fic lmao
Hey y’all, fun fact if you didn’t know, I wrote a fic like ages ago where Salim moves to London, so… if you wanna check that out it’s linked below<3
https://archiveofourown.org/works/35081476/chapters/87385063
Salim: Are you sure I can't hold the umbrella for you..?
Jason: I'm doing something nice for you because I love you!!!
Salim: Alright, thank you :')
salim's neck has become non-existent after this point RIP this man and his height over his boyfriend 😔
Jason: StOp crossing the road like that, do you have no anxiety??
Salim: Oh, I have anxiety, but my anxiety is more like I'm confident the cars won't hit me but I'm worried the drivers don't like me.
Rachel, handing Jason a gun: Hold this. Do Not drop my baby.
Nick: Awww, he's holding your baby and carrying Salim's!
Jason: Shut. The Fuck. Up.
Nick: Is it just me or has Jason gotten smarter since he started fucking Salim?
Rachel: No, no, you're right. Is it some kind of STI?
Nick: Sexually Transmitted Intelligence.
Jason, who has only seen Mary Poppins once and can't quite remember the plot: ??? So which is it????
Jason: You have that glint in your eye that either says 'I'm Mary Poppins' or 'I'm going to dump your body in that chasm river.'
Salim: We'll never know which it is!
Jason: I just finished a 239 page book in like an hour, look at me go :)
Salim: It was a graphic novel.
Jason: Shush, I don't want to hear it from you, babe, you're sick!
Jason: You have that glint in your eye that either says 'I'm Mary Poppins' or 'I'm going to dump your body in that chasm river.'
Salim: We'll never know which it is!
(Zain slinking in after a night out)
Salim: What did you have?
Zain: Two glasses of lemonade and, like, five mints... :(
Salim: Go to bed.
Zain: Yes sir.
Jason: They should have a great American bake-off.
Salim: What would they bake, machine guns??
Zain: Is 37 a prime number, Jason?
Jason, trying to help with his homework: Fuckin... I'm a marine!!!!
Salim: My body is a temple.
Jason: Open to anyone...?
Salim: Jason, what is your favourite book?
Jason: Favorite book? ...Do Kim Kardashian's tweets count?
Salim: ...No.
Nick: Jason, you're obviously on some sort of non-vampire related self-discovery journey right now, and as your friend, I'm going to pull out my best tools to help you.
Nick: *opens new tab and types "am I gay quiz" into the search bar*
Jason: ARE YOU-
Rachel: Fucking.
Jason: KIDDING ME? YOU-
Rachel: Fucking.
Jason: IDIOT!
Nick: What was that?
Rachel: Salim bet Jason couldn't stop swearing for a week, so I’m helping him out.
Zain, reading a book Jason gave him: Baba, what's a brothel?
Salim, after a long pause: It's a place where they make soup.
Rachel: Is that a hickey?
Jason: No, It's a mosquito bite.
Salim, walks in: Hello, good morning.
Rachel: Hey, mosquito.
Salim: I'm going to take a shower, you want to join me?
Jason: I keep a gun in the drawer under my bunk. If I ever say no to that question I want you to shoot me with it
Hey y’all, fun fact if you didn’t know, I wrote a fic like ages ago where Salim moves to London, so... if you wanna check that out it’s linked below<3
https://archiveofourown.org/works/35081476/chapters/87385063
Jason: why do the vampires keep trying to kill us?
Salim: maybe they’re homophobic
Jason: we’re not gay, Salim
Salim: we're not???
Salim: you often use humor to deflect trauma
Jason: thank you!
Salim: that is not a good thing.
Jason: what i’m hearing is you think i’m funny
Jason: sticks and stones may break my bones-
Salim, nodding solemnly: but chains and whips excite me.
Jason, wheezing: nO! WHAT THE FUCK?!
Jason: I don’t think Rachel is very happy with you
Eric: why do you think that?
Jason, reading Eric’s phone: “Dear Eric, I hope this message finds you before I do.”
Rachel: now, Eric, I know we don’t always see eye-to-eye on things, but i need you to be prof-
Eric: It’s because you’re short
Rachel:
Eric:
Eric, sweating: I take it back
Zain: I can’t find my phone
Jason: I can call it for you
Zain: wait no-
Phone ringing: you are my dad (your my dad) BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE
Zain:
Jason:
Zain: I can explain-