Today I went with my dad to a Chinese restaurant. Good food, I've been there before, it's probably the only Chinese restaurant I've been to tbh. My dad has to take a call before we get in, and I'm following him because I don't know what to do. He tells me to go get a table. I go inside and stand there awkwardly, mentally noting how many old people are there. Like sea of gray in this tiny restaurant. I get a table after a few minutes, sit down by myself, no biggie. My dad comes in and business happens as usual.
When we're done with our food, we get the fortune cookies and my dad got one that correlates to the one he got last time, which was kinda funny. Anyway, nothing out of the ordinary.
The server proceeds to tell us that my grandparents paid for our meals. I have one grandparent (he has a wife) who was in the hospital yesterday. My dad and I are both confused. A few questions later and lo and behold, it was, in-fact, my actual grandpa who was celebrating his birthday. In a completely different county. NOT EVEN 24 HOURS AFTER GETTING RELEASED FROM THE HOSPITAL. WHAT. GRANDPA.
what a weird coincidence.
You will never be a mad scientist like the motherfuckers at r/macarons
Putting the annoyed in paranoid since the day he was birthed
I have spent so much time looking for good quality animated catholic nun p***, that I am convinced that I will burst into flames if I were to go to a catholic church.
saw people getting mad over the sexualization of catholicism and my life flashed before my eyes
The Hunger Games but we replace Caesar Flickerman with this guy
Oh to be a naked tragic lady in a Renaissance painting
Dressing like Philza Minecraft Pt 1.
Buying a black halter top and long black gloves that only go around the middle finger