Honkai Impact - Blog Posts

-Shitpost-

“Mr. Yang! Stop don’t do that, that’s illegal!” Caelus says

“Mr. Yang don’t do That That’s illegal.mimimimi.” Welt mocks “I don’t remember giving a damn Caelus! So, fuck you and fuck the law!”

“I can’t believe this!” Caelus says

“Can you believe Welt is wanted for multiple accounts of murder?” Void asks

“WHAT THE FUCK WHO ARE YOU!” Caelus jumps

~Just had an episode, and now it’s nonsense time! I don’t know what to call the episode I had today I just had an episode. As far as I’m aware I don’t have any conditions that have episodes but pretty sure I had one.~

-Shitpost-

March Walks into the expresses kitchen, yawning. Her joyful mood quickly turn sour as she notices Welt and Stelle sitting in a corner of the kitchen sharing a bag of shredded cheese… just shredded cheese. March rolls her eyes, before grabbing a spray bottle for any situation like this, she starts spraying welt and Stelle with the water “Bad Welt! Bad Stelle! No cheese eating!” March says as if their cats. Welt and stelle stop their activity and leaves not wants to be sprayed with anymore water. “Great now I have to clean up after them.” March grumbles

“ Wow, I had no clue you could be responsible March… I though you would have just let them.. sit there and eat the cheese.” Dan Heng says a little surprised at March taking action without being prompted by anyone else “Well I’m tired of those two doing all this gremlin stuff. Theirs a reason Himeko childproofed a lot of stuff in the kitchen and on the express in general.” March says rolling her eyes

I was just rereading the 2nd Key manga of hi3 and I realized Su was forcing Bianka to go through what he went through to tell if she was worthy of taking over his mission with the 2nd divine key and the Abyssal Flower, and in that life from Bianka’s POV she gets sick with the Honkai after saving a patient.. meaning that in the canon timeline Su came down with the Honkai before Mei ever did! And the MANTIS surgery saved his life!! So Su got sick with the Honkai before Mei, so Mei dying to the Honkai hurt two times harder for Kevin because he knows that it could have been Su who died of the Honkai as well.

Y’all the shit I realize when hyper analyzing whilst also half asleep is crazy-

~Boothill and Welt friendship squabble~

“Mutterfudger! I cant Read This! It’s too damn hard.” Boothill grumbles

“are you fuckin kidding me right now? This is a Dr. Seuss book, I could read these when I was 6.” Welt scoffs

“Listen Here Partner ain’t every as privileged as you is when you was a child.” Boothill says

“I was never privileged as child, my life sucked as kid. I lost my father and my mentor, and I had some try to kill me, you cunt.” Welt says “And that’s not all, I was treated like garbage and my only use to the adults around me was to fight. Hours upon hours of training to control my power all for nothing because I was and always have been a useless piece of shit!” Welt sighs, bringing his hands to his face.

“Well hey Now Partner, not everyone is gonna use ya like that… not everyone is gonna see you in the light, I think your a pretty useful person!” Boothill says trying to lighten Welt mood

“ Can i confide something to you Boothill?” Welt asks

“Of course ya can Welt.” Boothill says

“My Name isn’t Welt, It’s Joachim. I just needed to get this off my chest, I hate lying but it’s become second nature to me…” Welt says

“That’s a lovely name! I’m thankful you trust me enough to tell me this partner! I’ll keep your little secret with me, no matter what.” Boothill smiles

“Promise?” Welt asks

“I pinkie promise.” Boothill says

~the end.~

(Ship Post)

(Dr. Mei x Su x Kevin)

Dr. Mei lets out an overdramatic sigh, pulling Su into a hug from behind “ Su~ it My turn with you~.” Mei says

Kevin scoffs “According to whom?” Kevin crosses his arms “According to me! Your constantly hogging him, I think I should get a turn now. Your not the only one with needs and desires.“ Mei says tightening her hold around Su’s waist “I thought I made myself clear when I said you get your turn with him when I’m busy. It’s not my fault you don’t use that opportunity.” Kevin says with a sigh

“ You took a break from project stigma and now your never busy and I don’t get my turn. It’s not fair, I should get to play with Su just as much as you do!” Mei says “ So I’ll just take my turn now, right here.” Mei begins to lick and bite Su’s neck causing him to shiver “ What a sex deprived women you are Mei. Your going to use him right here? In my office? Where anyone could walk in and see?” Kevin says

“ Hey, here’s an idea. Let just take it to the bedroom and you both can take turn with me. Or maybe both of you can use me at the same time. How about that? Kevin gets to keep using me and Mei gets her turn. It’s a win win!” Su says putting up his hand in a calm fashion trying to keep the two from fighting over his body. “ No let’s not take it to the bedroom. We can have a threesome right here in my office. It’s still a win win isn’t it Su?” Kevin says grabbing Su’s chin with one hand and forcing Su to look up at him “ I don’t mind that idea. The thrill of getting caught just get me hot.” Mei says. Su gulps before sighing, this wasn’t going exactly how he wanted it but at least they weren’t fighting… Su just hopes he can walk in the morning

(End of the post. If ya’ll want me to I’ll post a follow up smut to go along with it.)

{Kosma x Kalpas short}

Kosma leans his head against Kalpas’s chest. His eyes closed as he slowly drifts to sleep. Kalpas gently wraps his arms around Kosma’s waist. Kalpas was not used to cuddling or being cuddled. Though not used to it, Kalpas wants nothing more then Kosma to be comfortable.

“God how did I end up with someone as sweet and kind as you? You’re so… perfect. I’m a monster..” Kalpas buries his face is Kosma’s hair

“Your not a Monster. People just don’t understand you.” Kosma mumbles, placing a hand on top of his hand

~End of short, idk this was just a short little thing if you want me to add more just ask man.~

i have unpopular (probably unheard of ships) and semi popular ships.

-Kosma x Kalpas

-Scar x Jiyan (don’t ask why it just clicks in my little brain) (WuWa)

- Wanshi x Chrome (PGR)

-Theresa x Himeko Murata (HI3)

-Kiana x Mei (it’s Canon okay?)

-Bronya x Seele (HI3/HSR)

-Welt x Void Archives (HI3)

-Dan Heng x Male Trailblazer (HSR)

-March x female trailblazer (HSR)

-Himeko x Kafka (HSR)

-Tesla x Einstein (They Are literally Welt’s lesbians parents and you can make me think otherwise) (HI3)

-Lyle x APHO Mc (Adam) (HI3)

-Camu x Roland (PGR)

-Kamui x Lee (PGR)

-Su x Kevin

-Eden x Elysia

That’s all I have for romantic ships

i have some platonic friendships I enjoy that aren’t canon

-Pantalone and Capitano (They Are just silly little guys)

-Carole and Bronya (Sisters Honestly)

-Joey and Bronya (big sister little brother.)

-Kosma and Kevin (Father son dynamic)

-Kosma and Griseo (Brother and sister vibe)

yeah. My option is always invaluable because of how it verrs from the norm. Just some food for thought.

(For context Kalpas and Kosma got into and arguement and so Kevin has to make them apologize to each other. But Kevin was just woken up and it’s like 5 in the morning.)

Kevin: “alright, you two need to kiss and make out.” (He meant make up)

Kosma:”what?”

Kevin: “you heard me.”

Eden: Desperately trying not to laughs knowing damn well Kevin is half asleep

Kalpas: shrugs “whatever you say.” Kalpas takes his mask off before kissing Kosma

Su: giggles

Kevin: finally realizing what he said “WAIT- no I meant kiss and make up not make out!”

Eden: laughing loudly “Too late old man.”

I couldn't capture the moment but I got himeko stigs for hof just one remaining and full Irene adler set!! I was trying to full set fallen rosemary for a long time!! I am so happy those 13k were worth it

I'm so glad we hit a hundred followers! Thank you so much, I am very grateful for this and I need to stop procrastinating ever so often.

If anyone has any suggestions for what I should do for a 100 followers please send an ask I would love to hear everyone's opinion.

Oh but first, those people who participated in the prompts event! Thank you for sending your asks I saw all of them, I'm currently working on them. I need to get out stuff that's actually good so it takes time for me to think of the right plot with good enough sense because I don't get enough time these days.

i swear i’m not slacking off im just tired and busy, my shoulders hurt really badly too i can barely stand hbdvhf anyway would anyone like to send asks? it can be anything i just need some motivation 

Can you do yandere Raiden Mei with hcs pls

she would be cold to be honest, you would think she hates you but she just wants you to be safe and sound! i think the only people she would trust you being around is kiana and bronya because she trusts them.

I bet she would do anything to keep elysia away from you because she's a flirt. probably wouldn't feel jealous a lot because she knows that you have friends and you take them as that however, she doesn't trust those friends of yours to not be a threat.

when you're sad she makes sure she eliminates the cause and if its just there for no reason and you just feel like you messed up she will try to comfort you.

i think she is overall protective and possessive maybe will lock you up if she sees someone grow feelings for you

marriage

You can think of any character while reading this since genders are either not mentioned or are gender neutral.

Warnings: it's slight angsty

When you think of marriage you think of happy homes and loving families days and days of planning, love, but also the pressure of living with someone for the rest of your life. What if you both fall apart? What if you have a family by then, but you aren't in love with the person? What if just before marriage you realize you don't want this?

Who knows what will happen after marriage. The person you ended up loving left you right before the day you were promised will be the best day of your life. The person you adored and admired for being so brave and strong willed ended up leaving you behind.“This won't work out I'm afraid we'll have to end this” were your lovers. Oh, sorry ex-lover's words to you.

Those words were said as you were waiting for them to say their vows to you. It shocked you and clearly everyone around you words were whispered as your "lover" turned to leave and you didn't know what to do...

'Weren't weddings supposed to bring joy? Why was this everything but joyful' were your thoughts as the place fell silent as you watched everyone leave one by one after taking a glance at you.

Bronya? Bronya. BRONYA ehem sorry.. BRONYA IS SO HOT LORD I *malfunctions*

prompt #7 w/ fu hua? :>

yes, i can completely imagine her as a pretty stranger in the rain. I actually based the prompt while thinking of her. oh and the grammar is off because this was written when i was on the verge of collapsing from lack of sleep

what a rainy day!

warnings: none just some fluff

pronouns: gender neutral

synopsis: you didn't know it'll rain! The weather forecast said nothing about it.. Unfortunately for you, it was work day and the day after is pay day,, your boss doesn't like people Skipping work no matter what. She even comes into work even if it's a storm outside, but guess mother luck was on your side for you met a stranger at the bus stop as you were wet from the rain pouring and the stranger was kind enough to offer you a walk to the office with their umbrella.

you ran across the street hoping to get shelter from this storm of a rain, cursing to the weather channel because they said it will be completely sunny today. ‘it is soooo sunny outside that i can’t even see the sun’ but then again weather predictions are never really accurate so you can't blame anyone.

As you were running you saw a bus stop and decided to run there and rest for a while before going to work, your boss won't even let you take a leave from work even if there's a earthquake. It was good to be passionate but.. Oh well can't argue when you're getting paid good.

As you got to the bus stop you saw a pretty stranger sitting on the seat. It looked like she was trying to call someone but the line was busy, "um excuse me, can I sit here?" you asked the lady who might I add looked absolutely stunning.

She looked up and smiled “of course, ah... It seems like you didn't bring a umbrella with you?” you only nodded trying to dry your clothes so you don't end up catching a cold.

“the weather is really beautiful when it rains, it almost feels like the place got another life..” the stranger spoke looking at the sky.

“you like the rainy weather? I never really see much point to it but it does feel calming when you're in the house” the stranger looked at you and hummed in acknowledgement.

“I suppose you are right, were you perhaps going somewhere? You don't have to tell me if you don't feel like it” the girl spoke it was clear she was trying her best not to make you uncomfortable.

“I was going to work today, the rain wasn't in the plan or else I would've bought at least a umbrella to not get wet” sighing you looked down “and it looks like it's not stopping any time soon either” the girl beside you spoke.

“how about..” she paused as if she was hesitant with what's she's about to say “how about I drop you off at work?” 

you accepted her offer and both of you walked to your office in the rain. It was silent the walk there but, it wasn’t the awkward type of silent more like a calming one. you would have liked to stay like that for a few more moments but the building had arrived and it was time to say goodbye.

“oh, this is it! thank you so much” you thanked the girl and she shook her head and smiled “no need to thank me, i was just free at the moment” as you both bid farewell you realized you never caught her name and she never got to know yours either. It was too late though you were already in the elevator and could only hope you come across the beauty with silver hair.

Just got done crying over chapter 17 in honkai dhmu 😭

Could I request headcanons for spending Christmas with Mei and kiana? (Poly Mei/Kiana/reader preferred but if you want to do separate that's ok too!)

yes of course! i like them both too much-

kiana will try to cook and god forbid if you let her.. either everything will be burned, you will get served honkai beast parts for dinner or she bombs the place up!

mei would keep kiana out the kitchen while you and mei bake cookies, kiana just ends up spending her time playing games with bronya and when you call her in to taste test she is as excited as a little kid when they get a passing score on their exam. Mei would set up the tree while you and kiana place the ornaments on the tree.

those two would tackle you in a blanket and make you watch movies with them. oh and don't forget snow fights! kiana is basically like a child when she sees that it is snowing outside she would run outside and jump in the snow ignoring your calls. she would push you down with her into the snow and give you a bih hug as mei comes out with another pair of jacket because kiana ran out in a loose shirt.

christmas with them is nice yet chaotic but you are glad you spent time with people you love

I'd love to read your take on holiday season yandere Bronya :3

she does not care about anyone except her homu station which is something she uses to keep you busy, i imagine her to be overprotective because she knows what loosing someone is like and hoe terrifying it is and now with all of this mess going on, she is extra protective!

she would get you any game you like as a present for the holiday and wrap it up beautifully as she hands it to you, if you smile she will feel relieved and steals you away for the night.

you know how in those movies two characters end up under the mistletoe and kiss she would try doing that with you, unless you are un comfortable with the idea, i think she would be a pretty subtle yet overprotective yandere

Christmas yandere veliona where she's overprective of you-

She would be such a tsundere lmao like anytime you say something nice to her she just glares at you and anyone else who approaches you 😥

If you ignore her then get ready for a beating specially on Christmas, goes extra mile to actually wrap the present up for you “be glad I even wrapped it up” she said so herself. Please for your safety don't piss her off during Christmas Eve because no matter where you go she will drag you to the pits of hell.

She's shy with her gift I would know as a veliona main, she definitely definitely sees anyone you talk to as a threat.

modern au would be even more possessive tbh she would also have competition with her twin seele, who makes you hot chocolate first who kisses you first etc

and oh yeah she would kill you if you talk to anyone besides her so good luck!

Hurt/comfort prompts [and a few others]

I have been bored so I decided to write these prompts! Feel free to request 💞 [most of these are old just some were new so I apologize if the writing is weird]

Prompt #1: “have a secret, can you keep it?” (angst). Synopsis: getting blackmailed into staying in a relationship with etc character, being the perfect doll the perfect secret you have to keep it.

Prompt #2: “I won't hurt you, I love you right?” [mystery?/angst]. Synopsis: your lover was found dead on your apartment front, the lights were out as you entered in and saw someone you thought you can move on from.

Prompt #3: “come back, I miss you, your scent is still lingering in my mind" [hurt/comfort]. Synopsis: lovers till death they said, what a bunch of crap.

Prompt #4: all our love is gone, now you're dead and gone. Synopsis: as you were about to get married to the love of your life they cheated on you and you're trying to get over it all, in between of all that you meet someone else.

Prompt #5: the guy in the coffee shop [fluff]. Synopsis: you always so this guy in a coffee shop you went to time to time. He was pretty cute so you decided to be Friends with him!

Prompt #6: you wrote it!? [crack/fluff]. Synopsis: you have a crush on you're best friend since you met but you're too afraid to ask them out because you might ruin everything so you write a letter that ends up getting sent to the intimidating kid of the school

Prompt #7: what a rainy day [fluff] synopsis: you didn't know it'll rain! The weather forecast said nothing about it.. Unfortunately for you, it was work day and the day after is pay day,, your boss doesn't like people Skipping work no matter what. She even comes into work even if it's a storm outside, but guess mother luck was in your side for you met a stranger at the bus stop as you were wet from the rain pouring and the stranger was kind enough to offer you a walk to the office with their umbrella.

Prompt #8: best friends sibling? [angst/fluff your choice] Synopsis: your best friends sibling just confessed to you as you were over at their house.

Prompt #9: what is love? [slight angst/fluff] Synopsis: the person whom you promised to marry when you were a child shows up back in your life with a proposal for marriage?

Prompt #10: maybe we were meant to part? Synopsis: young love grows to nothing both of you busy in work and slowly grow distant, you know where this is going yet both of you are afraid to leave.

Hmm, Yandere Flamescion Kiana? Between Reason, Void, Sentience, and Flame that should be scary.

Angry tuna

She would be pretty subtle about it but when the other herrschers start to take interest in you she's ticked off but she knows these people is what's worse here. She doesn't want to hurt her friends but at the same time sirin has taken a liking to you as well, while that may be good because she won't cause you harm she technically has a competition with the God inside her.

And poor you stuck between herrscher's all so confused to why they're so nice to you these day's, it's like a battlefield to win you over.

HoF would be past kiana around you, while the lady is mature and holds herself together then doing tons of things recklessly, she hugs you and typical chapter one Kiana behavior.

she isn't the possessive type, just slightly jealous but knows that you view these people as nothing more than colleagues.

Other then that she's just more relaxed around you and gives you all she can, she would offer to train at night to keep you occupied from the other herrscher's

I sound desperate and I am but if anyone wants to send Christmas/ general yandere genshin or honkai requests/asks I'm up ✒️📑

Okay okay I need yandere senti and/or ayaka so badd >_<

HoS looks like she would murder you if you talk to anyone else, scratch that she would murder you if you did or maybe that person if you both aren’t close.

she is a bit clingy and bossy at times but she gives you little gifts to show you her affection, isn’t the type to keep you away from people but she is possessive of you and wary of the people you surround yourself with everyday.

she reminds me of the mean girl who is only soft to one person troupe except it is to hide her somewhat obsession with you.

ayaka does not like using her status to her advantage but rough times call for rough measures, She adores you, at first she thought it was a little crush or maybe admiration of your hard work but soon she started feeling jealousy seeing you talk to the traveller and laugh with them.

if you would just not talk with other people she would feel at ease but you just have to run your pretty mouth, it isn’t like she doesn’t talk with you but your conversations are cut short. Slowly but surely her want for you grows into obsession and starts keeping you by her side.

traveller needs help? well too bad you are stuck with the clans duty, someone wants to talk to you? come back in under a minute.

if you start to catch on ayaka has no choice but to tell you how much she “loves” you.

Could you do Yandere!Mei snapping at Elysia? 👀

Of course 💞 I'm not sure what scenario you wanted it as but I made it something like Elysia was flirting with you and mei had enough of her! [writers block so I'm not even sure what I wrote]

The pink haired elf was getting on her nerves, while it was fine when elf girl flirted with her or sounded like a absolute flirt it was kind of annoying when she flirted with you. Of course you aren't private property but... She just can't help but get angry over how the pink haired girl touches you and laughs with you.

Mei wants to do it too you know? But everytime she tries being close to you, you end up running away from her. It's not her fault she can't help but push Elysia aside and ask her about her problem to which Elysia replies “I just like them! It's not wrong if I flirt with someone I like is it?~” the audacity of this bi- you weren't anyone's you belong to mei and mei belongs to you? You said that yourself so who is Elysia to say that she likes you?

In the middle of the moment mei pushes Elysia to the side to warn her and tell her to keep her sweet act away from her.

MURATA HIMEKO YANDERE HCS PLS

Hello hello! Himeko himeko hmm..

If we're talking self aware au then she wouldn't be all that surprised knowing she's not real but it hurts knowing that all the pain that they have gone through is nothing but fake.

She might interact differently on the Hyperion bridge maybe a few more voice lines or asking if you've been doing well, if you neglect the game she'll maybe do something to bring your attention back to it or at least would try to.

Moving on to if you were the captain of hyperion in their world she would flirt with you, definitely would ask you to come for a drink or two.

Not the type to push force upon you.

If she sees you talking to someone else she keeps herself in check and tells herself that you're the captain of Hyperion. You just have to communicate with people whether you like it or not.

Would give you gifts occasionally and if you don't drink she would just get you any other beverage you would like! She's a sweetheart so you don't even know she's obsessed over you!

If anyone has hcs for yandere genshin/honkai characters send them I'm very bored and I'll try writing smth on them to help my writers block too!

If genshin characters played honkai impact pt.1

Streamer au!

I was just playing honkai and thought of this,, pt.1 venti, diluc and xiao

Venti

— the first time he saw Wendy his reaction was to point out how similar they look

— the chat and venti want Wendy playable but rip Wendy

— I see him as a absolute kiana/elysia main, don't know why

— gets very sad in final lesson, he's lost his friend so he knows how Kiana feels.

— he jokes around about how the company of the game hates him because they didn't reunite mei and Kiana.

— most definitely would be a veliona fan

— I see him liking bow characters in the game [reason: he has good aim]

Diluc

— He just picked the game up because he was bored usually his streams are kind of chill and more about open world rpgs

— He wanted to try out something else, The chat was full of veteran players telling him stuff to do when he was lost.

—His first ever ten pull on dorm supply was himeko and HoV

— Let's say he loved the animated cut scenes and the songs.

— Yes, he did feel sad and almost maybe even cried on stream while watching the scene of himeko dying.

— chat was definitely enjoying his suffering

— “I feel like everyone here just likes seeing newbies suffer”

— I SEE A HIMEKO/HOF KIANA MAINNNN

— His overall experience was nice.

Xiao

— Help the poor boy, no seriously he doesn't understand the lore he's just lost

— Gives me veliona/future mobius main vibes

— His favorite songs are definitely dual ego and star fall.

— His chat was slightly confused themselves but some were there to help him figure out how different things work and who's who.

— He genuinely loves the characters like he would whale for them if he has to.

— Loves the side sakura story, he actually really enjoyed apho too.

— Overall, he's confused but hes got the spirit!

I guess I'm officially back from my long break! I still have some things to do before I actually come back and start posting because I may have a few things ready to post~

Requests are open if you want [I'm currently also doing stuff for honkai because I'm invested in the lore ]

Genshin community rant//

Just woke up to the genshin community doing the most mature thing! Rating honkai one star and telling mhy that apparently they need to fix genshin anniversary awards!! How mature of the community! This is pure sarcasm. Do you not know that they are handled by different devs and staffs so even if you complain to the honkai devs, they can't really do anything?? I get it you feel anger towards mihoyo and yes it's unfair but taking your anger out at a game that has literally nothing to do with genshin apart from the fact that their from the same company is kinda hella immature of a move.

Also to add many people are comparing honkai and genshins anniversary rewards, "honkai player's got a free S rank Valkyrie" for the THIRD anniversary and if I'm correct we had to do a quest to earn the Valkyrie. I get it you're upset but harassing the Va's and the devs of the other games and genshin itself, that's going way far. You do know that if you keep this on genshin might as well get removed from the appstore, pretty sure aloy was free and while I do think mihoyo is in the wrong with the trash rewards at least you get rewards? All you're doing isn't something to be proud of harassing people because you don't like a character isn't something good? Please note that the people you are harassing are not just there for your entertainment it's their job and their human.

I know this is supposed to be a genshin related blog but I GOT HER IN ONE PULL ON THE LAST DAY OF HER BANNER???