Hoo Incorrect Quotes - Blog Posts

leo: hey percy, what goes through your mind when you control water?

percy: uh, i don’t know. i don’t really think about it. i just do it. you know?

leo: but like, how do you tell it what to do?

percy: i don’t tell it what to do. it just does what i want. i don’t really think it. i feel it.

leo: so like bluetooth

percy: huh?

leo: you bluetooth connect to the ocean

annabeth, putting her book down: leo, Poseidon himself does not bluetooth connect to the ocean. he embodies the ocean. he is the ocean. when poseidon is calm, the ocean is calm. when poseidon is angry, the ocean is angry. because they are both the ocean in different forms. so being poseidon’s son, the ocean is part of percy. it’s the same as when he moves his arms and legs. it’s like another limb, so he doesn’t have to think about controlling it. that’s why water reacts when he’s scared or angry. it’s his reflexes. water is part of him.

leo: so… like icloud

annabeth: that doesn’t even make sen-

percy: yes

Percy: Estelle found out she could sneakily put post-its on people's backs without them knowing

Percy: But she doesn't know they should say things like 'kick me', so they all just have smiley faces on them

Drew Tanaka : Hey I'm lesbian

Percy : I thought you were American-

Reyna *trying to flirt* : So, wanna suffer together?

Y/n : I thought you'd never ask.

Jason *sniffs* : Smell that?

Percy : Ah yes, g a y