Hotd Memes - Blog Posts
RIP Aemond you would have loved spending all your dads money on books
RIP Aegon you would have loved posting thirst traps on TikTok
Aemond: Isn’t it crazy how we both have dragons?
Jaehaera: *pouring imaginary tea into Aemond’s tea cup* Yes, that’s so crazy
Aemond: *takes an imaginary sip* Do you want to commit a war crime after tea?
Helaena: *sees Aemond running whilst holding Jaehaera* Aemond what are you doing?!
Aemond: I promise she’ll get nap time after we’ve finished burning people!
Aemond: *giving Jaehaera a tarot reading* Wow, this is so crazy it says that you should take your dragon with me and burn people
Jaehaera: Uncle, you’re holding uno cards
Aemond: Damn you can’t even blow off some steam these days
Helaena: People die when you „blow off some steam”
Aemond and Aegon made a bet about who could mew the longest. Aegon forgot about it after 3 minutes and Aemond has never stopped
Viserys: I left you alone for five minutes and you spent $873?
Alicent: You left me alone with the seamstress
Alicent: *introducing Criston to Aegon* So this is my son
Criston: *holds him* My son
Alicent: No my son
Criston: Our son
*Criston teaching Aemond how to drive*
Aemond: No I can’t do that, that would be giving the enemy information about my next move
Criston: Aemond it’s a turn signal, it’s supposed to give information about your next move
Aegon: Mother that guy that is always skulking around you is really weird
Alicent: Who? Criston?
Aegon: No the other one
*Both (+Criston) look at Larys trying to hide behind a tree*
*After Aemond comes back from Storms End*
Larys: You know, I, too, once killed a family member… or two
Aemond: What-
HOTD AU
Alicent: Father, I must tell you something
Otto: What is it?
Alicent: Me and Rhaenyra… are in love
Otto: . . . Rhaenyra, as in the kings daughter?
Alicent: Yes-
Otto: Oh Gods, this is wonderful *runs out of the room* Viserys! Viserys! We must legalise gay marriage! Our children must be happy!
Otto’s mind: My blood on the Throne 😍
Alicent: *whispering* Damn, he’s so annoying
Criston: *bursts through the door* I’LL KILL HIM!
Aemond: *jumps off of Vhagar to burst through the window* NO MUMMMY I’LL DO IT!”
Larys: *bursts through a secret passage way* NO IT’S MY TURN!
Alicent: What the f-
