Hotd Memes - Blog Posts
Alicent: Children there’s something me and Criston would like to tell you
Criston: *smiles and grabs her hand*
Alicent: We’re together
Helaena and Aemond: We know
Daeron: Congratulations!
Aegon: Does this mean I have to call you dad?
Criston: Oh, that’s not nec-
Aegon: *already pulling out a huge bag full of „N. 1 Dad” things*
Jaehaera: Mummy there’s a monster under my bed
Helaena: Sweetie, there’s no such thing
Jaehaera: It keeps whispering “take your dragon with me and commit war crimes”
Helaena:
Jaehaera:
Helaena: Aemond get out-
*sounds of Aemond banging his head on the bed*
Me on my way to touch some grass after being insane all day
Aemond, holding a hair straightener: Can you please make sure that my hair is straight in the back?🥺
Alicent, who has to deal with this at least 4 times a day: *sighs* Of course sweetie. Any particular reason you want to look pretty today?
Aemond: I’m going to commit my first war crime and don’t want the other kids to laugh at my hair not being perfect.
Alicent: Congratulations Aegon, you just got promoted!
Aegon, jobless: What? How?
Alicent: Your father just died!
*Criston and Aemond walk in holding a „congratulations” banner*