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4 months ago

So I started playing Honkai star rail. This was my journey perfectly summed up.

Loved all of the characters, especially Boothills dialogues. He should be a comedian.

Aventurine, as a tweet from X user greenjuicestain: "hope whoever (referring to Sunday) prayed on my downfall is doing okay. must be hard to realize god doesn't listen to you"
Sunday, as a miserable wojak meme: "The world is a cruel and unjust place. There is no harmony in the universe. The only constant is suffering."
*minutes later*
Sunday, visibly more upbeat, looking at Robin who is edited next to a literal robin: "OMG a bird"
Sunday as a post from X user meduka_ebooks: "cw// sacrificing myself, becoming a concept, ascending into godhood, ceasing to exist"
"You guys will never guess what I've been up to today"
Sunday, as a post from Tumblr user pukicho: "Quit worshiping random people on the internet. Slay false-gods and take their power."
Trailblazer, as a reblog from user rainbow-mcgee, donning Mikhail's hat: "I hope you realize that includes you, pukicho."
Sunday, in his boss form, as a reblog from pukicho: "Do it bitch, just make sure you don't miss."
Trailblazer, having just woken from their nightmare upon arriving in Penacony.
Black Swan, as a post from Tumblr user butchatalanta: "characters will be like 'i had a strange dream... probably nothing' like girl you're literally in a story"
Acheron, stating "Not another one..." as Trailblazer emerges from their room in Ena's dream.
Trailblazer, as a post from Tumblr user apricops: 
"the narrative: *starts the third act by repeating a scene from the first act but now it has a totally different context*
me: "ohoHOhohoHOHOhoHO"
Misha, as a post from Tumblr user primitivisms: "i'm in the wrong realm and i think everyone can tell"
Gallagher, as a post from X user BrotiGupta: "a SPECIAL place in hell? for ME? that's actually really thoughtful"
Boothill, hanging from the top of a tower, overlooking Penacony's sweet dream with the grand theater glowing far off in the distance.
Boothill, as a post from Tumblr user bewvitched: "a single distant, but very loud, yeehaw"
Boothill's face edited atop a photo of someone's shadow. From their outline, they're clearly wearing a cowboy hat and western pants with fringe. The tips of their black pointed boots are visible on the ground. The photo is captioned "saddle up homos, we got a war to win"

Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 5 - I Finally Finished the 2.2 Main Quest Edition

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1 year ago

Jing Yuan, teaching Blade how to drive: So if you see Dan Heng crossing the road, what do you hit? Blade : the accelerator Jing Yuan: No.


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8 months ago

Aha: take a worm🫱🪱

Nous: no

Aha: it's smort

Nous: still no

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Aha: take absolutely not(rudely inserted) a worm 🫱🪱🦉📕

Nous: no

Aha: he's smort

Nous: still no


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1 year ago

High cloud quintet honest reaction to bunch of young strangers saying "we want to be like high cloud quintet!":

Jing Yuan: *tells a few stories from when hcq was up and happy, encourages them* I'm looking forward to see what you achieved one day.

Blade: do you want to disband and go on your own ways to different sides of the universe after everything crumbles? Nobody says you can't do it.

Jingliu: such a delight to see that our old achievements encourage young generation so much. But everything has its price and this price may be very high sometimes. Are you willing to face any price that comes for your ambitions and friendship when the time comes?

Dan Heng: *some failed attempts to recall anything* okay..?

Baiheng honest reaction: 💀👍


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