-Pronouncing Tulips “too-lips” is both an inaccurate descriptor and also strange and therefore the way I incorrectly pronounce it (toodle-ips) is much better
-climbing trees is not setting a bad example unless you’re bad at it
-chicken nuggets dipped in chocolate pudding is good
-there is no reason to straighten my covers when I have no guests
-top sheets are evil and also useless
-calling outer space and the gaps between words and a general expanse all “space” is confusing
-the fact that the sun is so huge and yet the earth makes a hard shadow on the moon is very weird
-baby it’s cold outside and I love rock and roll are both creepy songs