What?!? *spits out coffee*
Why am I onyx eyes...? It's considerably better than everyone else's nicknames. I'm surprised you didn't go after the hand.
( @drpercival )
...did you know that black eyes is actually a mutation? it's called aniridia. basically the pupil is much bigger than the iris, which makes the eyes seem void black
...you and boss have the same mutation, but I call boss boss because I won't miss a chance to mock the higher ups
it's easier to remember people when you know their role... I was inclined to call you something insulting, like "righty" or "robotnic" too. but your eyes sealed the deal in my head...
so that's sums it. I just love mocking people for their appearance :∆...
...also pretty sure I don't remember everyone's eye color, cuz I don't usually look people in the eyes. maybe i came up with the nickname because I like looking at you, onyx eyes ;∆
now if you'll excuse me, i'll go sleep the headache off somewhere "sits on chair" Zzzzzzzz....