The best answer ever
Haha, ignore the fact that I'm hiding in the bathroom from my prof, but hear me out. The way Schlatt would be so soft and hide all his kinks the first time you two have sex and then you bring up how nice his hands look and he's like "...😐...😏"
And the way he would choke you is just- jdjebfkdndhfksbd
i’d hide from my professor too i can’t blame you 😭
as soon as you’d say that he’d ask to “c’mere” and when you turn to face him his hand wraps around your throat and just starts full on making out with you and jsnssssisuebwbeegdusksjehrydjhhsdh
hear me out tho: making out with drunk!schlatt as he’s just grabbing onto your hips with such brute force that his fingernails leave marks. you can still taste the alcohol in his breath and you can feel him slowly starting to grind into you as you pull on his hair and nnhshhsusbskaiysgwbsixg
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! The way this had me low-key blushing and giggling. Like- Hear me out,
The moans that he would normally keep as quiet as possible would just absolutely POUR out of those pretty fucking lips of his. Like, the way his entire face would flush at that first tug, like- SOQSJUQSJUS
This FUCKING picture of schlatt made me WEAK IM DROPPING OUT. I GOTTA GO I GOTTA GO I GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
SCREAMING WITHOUT THE S ON GOD!
Edit: https://youtu.be/XxNsi0UVbCg (2:10 ;))
Holy fucking shit Kirk Hammett! Istg this man will be the death of me. This is a can opener, Kirk Hammett is a leg opener, okay!? Istg I will spread my legs right here, right now! I don't give a shit if he's 60, he better get his aSS OVER HERE BEFORE I RIP THOSE DAMN PANTS OFF LIKE A FUCKING FERAL ANIMAL!-