I Literally Cant - Blog Posts
saw a cute employee and planned my whole life w them on the way home
I regret this shit so much
I'm going through my reblogs, likes, people I'm following and I found out something I never realized. When it comes to tokyo revengers, I never knew that not all the characters were in the timeskip. I thought everyone survived to adulthood and that people were writing smut of them as adults.
BUT I WAS WRONG. people were literally writing fics about BAJI. The bitch who died as 14 year old. People even use the younger versions of the characters to make smut with. I am literally so disgusted that I'm trying to unfollow everyone who did that nasty stuff :(
Me: *finds a thing that i like that isnt problamatic unless taking out of context and given malicious intent through biased descriptions*
Person: *does that*
Me brain: you are no longer allowed to like this thing because if you do then you're a terrible person and your inevitable murder is justified because you'd deserve it.
Me: ... ok..
Oh shush it gets even better. This weekend’s been extra lonely because of the holiday, and as we speak she’s trying to cheer me up and let me talk about what’s going on. As if she ain’t the one person I want to tell everything but can’t because it’s her and if I do I risk pushing her away and that’s exactly the opposite of what I want. She’s literally just so kind and pretty and goodness gracious my heart
"Have you been avoiding me?"
"What?! Me? Nah… it's not like i, uh, caught feeling for you and now I'm having literally the worst existential crisis ever" starts hyperventilating "what reason could i possibly have to avoid YoU" chuckles awkwardly while trying to catch his breath
The last episode broke me😃 i'm gonna need 3-5 business days to recover😃
I CANT BREATHE HELPPP 💀
WHY ARE THEY NAKED LMAO (cr.erule_1204)
