I am just hoing to say this, ZombieCleo is NOT a Tumblr sexyman. She is too traditionaly sexy. If this was just a sexyman contest she would have my vote but this is a Tumblr sexyman contest! So, Joe Hills is the most Tumblr sexyman, Scar is also worthy of being a Tumblr sexyman, but not as much as Joe.
You raise some compelling points and I expect to see you out there making banners and powerpoints when the polls are posted.