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FireGoldenSandDaisy (The FireBlonde Au)

When goldenflower shunts off her “tell my kids their dad sucks” responsibility to fireheart

Our boi firepanics and somehow insinuates that /he/ is their father. Just blurts out something like “I’m your dad actually haha”

Tawny: wait are u saying that ur our dad fireheart

Brambles: !!! 😱😱😱

Tawny: how’d you mange to get mom?

Bramble: 👀

Tawny and Bramble then do all sorts of shit to get them back together.

Now the ball’s in golden’s court: she can either admit that tiger is their dad herself and crush their dreams of firepapa Or go along with a growing number of cats who are wondering if she and fire have been a thing this whole time. Guess which one she chose

Sandstorm: -squinting at Goldenflower- mmm

Fireheart: ???????

Sandstorm: Yeah I can see it

Fireheart: What does this mean

Greystripe: He's got a type right?

Sandstorm: -look at herself- Oh definitely

Then Daisy joins the clan and everyone just side eyes Firestar

And bramble and tawny have to give firestar the talk

“Look dad, we know she’s completely your type”

“But please think of the vulnerable positiion she is in right now”

“OUT OF MY DEN”

Sandstorm isn't any help

Firestar: I didnt accept Daisy just. Because she's blonde.

Sandstorm: Hey I mean if you want it get it but I want to have a go at this one too

Firestar: -hiding his face in his paws-

Sand: "we're both going for her, then? Great! I get to say "I love you" first!"

Sandstorm is completely convinced she got to miss out on the previous milf so she's jumpstarting this for her and fire Now

Well they do say that blondes have more fun yjytj