I’m very glad I got spayed because I know 100% if I had kids I’d not be able to stop myself from giving them 17th century puritain hortatory names. And not like, the ones white suburban Christian moms find pleasing. Fuck your “Hope”s “Trinity”s and “Felicity”s, meet my daughters Kill-Sin and Abstinence, they’re top of their afterschool pottery class and last week Kill-Sin got banned from all Home-Depots in our county, following our proud family tradition. Little Abstinence is in her rebellious teen phase, she tried to burn the house down with me locked upstairs again, but unfortunately her arson skills are lacking, I offered to get her a tutor but I’m not going to force the issue if she feels she can get it on her own. I’m so proud of them