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The Derivative Chapter 9: Wormholes
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“Apparently there’s large performance differentials between same caliber bullets from different manufacturers” Amita told Charlie walking over to him with a piece of paper with the information.
“Based on what?” Uncle C questioned looking the paper over.
“Lead composition, gunpowder packing” Amita shrugged, sitting back down in her seat.
“Just what I need more variables” Charlie muttered.
“I could help you run through the equations if you want” I offered leaning forward on the couch.
“No you’re not helping” Charlie objected turning back to his chalkboard “if Don even found out you were in here we’d both be in trouble”
I rolled my eyes and turned back to my book. Just then there was a knock at the door to the solarium and Larry meandered in. “oh, some assistance in my brazen attack on the Lorenz invariance?”
“No, drag coefficient models” Charlie informed.
“Drag co- drag on what?” Larry questioned. Walking from Charlie to Amita.
“Bullets” the woman answered.
“Bullets as in ballistic trajectories defined by the Einstein Equivalence Principle, related to the Lorenz frame?” Larry questioned over her shoulder pointedly.
“As in, bullets that kill people” Amita replied.
“Oh” Larry muttered with slight disgust in his voice as he turned to join me sitting on the couch.
“There seems to be some disagreements over the sniper’s expertise” Amita explained looking to Charlie.
“Well, I’d say the public’s decided on the question.” Larry explained “I have an aunt who lives two blocks from the first shooting. She’s afraid to go out on her front lawn now.” he gestured out the window.
“Why don’t you tell your aunt that statistically she has a better chance of being mauled by a bear” Charlie explained exasperatedly.
“Actually, statistics would favor the bear being mauled by my aunt but…” Larry joked and we all shared a small laugh. “This fear, this extends beyond the reach of statistics Charles.” Larry explained sinking into the couch. “No this is about arbitrary inescapable death. No, times like these, you just wind up speculating on paths not taken, jobs left undone.”
“Larry I- I’m trying to get those equations done for you as soon as I can,” Charlie defended.
“No, no, no.” Larry objected sitting up “at that moment, I was actually thinking of a far more prosaic legacy. Someone to carry on the Fleinhardt standard”
We all looked at the physicist in surprise. “I didn’t know you wanted kids, Larry” Charlie voiced.
“Well children are wormholes” Larry declared.
“Wormholes?” Amita questioned.
“As the only minor in the room can I protest that classification?” I asked the man who sat next to me fiddling with a small bowl “or at least get an explanation?”
“Yeah. They’re portals into the unreachable future and unattainable past.” he somewhat clarified “No, as things stand now they exist only in the theoretical realm so..”
“Well, I can see where you might have some trouble selling a woman on the idea of carrying you wormhole” Amita stated and we all chuckled again.
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There’s isn’t anything quite as annoying as sitting at the kitchen table trying to get a look at the work your Uncle is doing for the FBI that you know you can help with but aren’t allowed to. This is where I was as I sat at the dining table Charlie working and Larry getting himself another cup of coffee.
“You know,” the physicist spoke up from the kitchen, “I have had almost no attendance at my morning classes. It’s like everyone’s afraid to set foot outside”
“Not everybody” Charlie objected as Larry came in and sat a cup of water down for the mathematician.
“Just the general populous” I commented.
“Yeah. In times like these, an empty house is not a home” Larry said taking a seat at the table. “Evaluating my immediate prospects for a conventional nuclear family, I’ve just now begun to consider adoption.”
“How long have you been considering it?” Charlie inquired.
“Three days,” Larry offered.
“Give it a few more days.” Charlie advised.
“Yeah” Larry agreed “but consider Don. He had no prior notion or plan for raising a young adult and yet here he is doing just fine.”
“That would convey the notion that my father is doing more than just monitoring me and providing me sustenance” I muttered.
“I suppose there is something to be said about a mentoring learning curve” Larry murmured. Then looked at Charlie’s work “so what? You found a pattern yet?”
“More like a pattern of patternlessness.” Charlie informed.
“Is patternlessness even a word?” I asked.
“Well it is now” Charlie stated.
“Hey, there’s an interesting metaphysical notion.” Larry voiced.
“What, whether patternlessness is a word?” I asked.
“No the interesting part it plays in this case.” Larry explained “perhaps a human element remains to be inserted”
Charlie groaned in annoyance. “You sound like this, uh, Agent Edgerton guy. He’s a sniper instructor that Don brought in from Quantico he thinks I should be out shooting rifles.”
“Well, why aren’t you?” Larry inquired.
“That would be cool” I agreed.
“It’s a poor allocation of my time” Charlie objected “in the time it takes to shoot X number of rifles, I can access ten or twenty or a hundred times that amount of data”
“No, no, no, no. there’s data and there’s hands-on experience” Larry pointed out. “These are two different beasts. That’s why you’ve got blackboards and laboratories.”
“Well you study the universe, and you’ve never been to outer space.” Charlie countered.
“Yeah, but if I had the opportunity, do you think for a moment I’d hesitate?” Larry said.
Charlie sighed. “I think it’d be cool to shoot a rifle,” I voiced.
Charlie gave me a look “you know It’s those kinds of statements that make Don worried about you”
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“Why’d I have to come along?” I muttered.
“Because if you hung around Larry and Charlie any longer you’d end up helping them on this crazy case and we both know it” Alan stated as we got on the elevator in the FBI office.
“So your solution is to bring me to the heart of where the case is being handled.” I pointed out.
“Point made but this is the side of it you definitely can’t help on” Alan commented. I nodded in agreement getting the point.
The elevator opened and Don greeted us. “Hey guys” he smiled.
“Hey Donnie” Alan smiled as we headed out of the elevator and into the FBI office. I’d never been here before and it was a cool place. People were all over the place in cubicles. There were meeting rooms with glass walls and doors and on one side a tall stack of file boxes.
“Thanks for bringing lunch all the way down here.” Don told us as he led us through the office “Come on, this way.”
“Oh well, you know, the drive was a pleasure.” Gramps explained. “Traffic on the 10 has never been thinner since, uh, well, since it’s been the 10”
“Yeah, it’s like all LA’s in lockdown, huh? Little eerie” Don commented. “Right in here” we were ushered into a little break room. Alan sat the bag of food on the table and started setting things out. “You guys want a water?” Don asked, leaning by a mini fridge.
“Yes please” Alan said politely.
“Sure” I shrugged watching the people through the glass.
Don set out three waters before taking his seat at the table. Alan got up to grab some napkins. “Hey kid, why don’t you sit down?” Don suggested.
“Yeah” I agreed, coming over and sitting across from him where Alan had put my sandwich. “Everyone’s really busy out there huh?”
“Yeah sniper’s a big case and it’s not the only one we have open right now so a lot going on” Don explained as Alan came back over.
“So, how, uh, how are you and Charlie managing this case?” the elderly man asked.
“Well, I mean, he’s frustrated; I’m frustrated.” Don shook his head raising his sandwich up to his face “I mean, we’re having a rough time on this”
“Is that why he’s been running out of the house late at night?” Alan inquired as we ate.
Don nodded “we got an agent on him all the time” he assured.
“I mean, I know he’s been helping you out and that he comes down to your office a lot, and I- I think that’s great. But, but now you got him going out on crime scenes.” Alan explained “I mean, there's this guy shooting people out there.”
Don made a face and I could see the argument coming. I quickly spoke up to leave the room “uh where’s the bathroom here?”
Don look to me “uh out down the hall to the left and then take a right” he gestured.
“Thanks” I replied, getting up and shuffling out of the room. Glancing back I could see the conversation continuing in my absence. Don and Alan had a strong relationship this I could tell from the beginning. However, Alan was always worried about his sons especially on the FBI side of things. It was a worry I never fully understood but then again this was my first time with male role models so maybe it was just a guy thing to constantly worry about what you can’t control.
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3rd POV.
Once Abby had left the room Don turned back to his father “Dad. you really think I would put Charlie in danger?”
“No,” Alan objected “you know what I really think?”
“What?”
“I think you have to understand that Charlie can never say no to you,” Alan explained. Don let out an exasperated breath putting down his sandwich “I mean, I mean. All you have to do is to ask him something and he’s there for you.”
“Yeah, and I’m there for him.” Don insisted.
Alan sighed “look, he’s not a cop. Now, come on, I mean, he’s better off with chalk in his hand than a gun.”
“You know, you got to stop this; he is a grown man, and he’s capable of-”
“Who still seeks the approval of his older brother” Alan cut Don off. “Whether his older brother likes it or not. And- and more than that Abby, Abby is just like him I had to bring her out here with me just to keep her from trying to help anymore on this sniper math of his.”
“Abby’s fine alright” Don objected “she just needs to learn to leave that stuff alone”
“Yeah, and who’s job is it to teach her?” Alan pointed out.
Don sighed and was about to reply when his phone went off he pulled it out to answer, muttering an excuse me. Meanwhile Abby returned hesitantly but determined the argument was over as she saw her father on the phone.
“Gotta go” the agent declared gathering his food and getting to his feet “another shooting”
“Oh my god” Alan muttered.
“Yeah, I promise I won’t call Charlie till we roll the tanks out.” Don stated stopping in the doorway. “And I want you two to stay here until I call you, okay?” Alan nodded in understanding “all right, thanks for the sandwich”
With that Don was heading off into the bullpen. “I barely got to say two words to him” Abby muttered, sitting down with her food.
“Well, I suppose when duty calls” Alan sighed, turning and watching his granddaughter eat.
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Abby POV.
I left off a loud sigh as Larry and my grandfather began their chess game. “Come on Abby, you like chess,” Alan said.
“I like playing chess, not watching it,” I replied, turning the page of my book.
“Well how about you play winner” Gramps suggested and I shrugged in reply. “And would you mind sitting like a normal person we are in public” I raised my hands in an annoyed gesture as I sat sideways in my chair, my legs dangling over the arms rest of one side. Alan gave me a stern look and I sighed shifting in my seat. “Thank you”
“Yeah, yeah” I sighed slouching in my chair and turning another page of my book.
“Oh. The Ruy Lopez opening” Alan commented on Larry’s move. “I see I’m dealing with a classicist here.”
“Look, I warned you I was a little rusty” Larry pointed out with a slight laugh to his voice. “My game is also a little undeveloped.”
“You know I had to stop playing with Charlie when he was eight years old.” Alan explained.
“Yeah, more precociousness in the biography of professor Charles Eppes.” Larry sighed “yeah you know, among mathematicians, isn’t that just such a cliche, the playing chess?”
“I didn’t mind losing” Alan explained leaning forward in his seat “it was that bored expression on his face, like he was playing out of courtesy. That’s what got to me”
“That’s why I keep my poker face up when I challenge you” I muttered, not looking up from my book. “It’s just common courtesy”
“Oh is that so?” Alan asked and I could hear the amusement in his tone as I smirked. “Perhaps you should remember who your ride home is then” we both chuckled lightly amused.
“Oh yeah? Well, try Scrabble” Larry suggested ignoring my and my grandfather’s banter. “He’s a horrible speller”
“Really?” Alan inquired.
“Oh, he’s horrible,” Larry insisted.
“I didn’t know that” Gramps sighed leaning back in his chair again. “You know quite a bit about my son.”
“I don’t know” Larry murmured “I know he’s been a delight. You know, observing him all these years. You know, a star pupil’s ascension to such extraordinary heights I mean, yeah, that’s perhaps the most rewarding aspect of being a teacher.”
“Come one, we both know you’ve been a lot more than just a teacher to Charlie” Alan pointed out.
I glanced up to see a small smile grace Larry’s features “well, thank you for saying that.”
I caught sight of the board and scoffed turning back to my book as Alan spoke again moving one of his bishop “oh, by the way, uh you’re now in check”
“Oh you distracted me” Larry exclaimed, sitting up as Alan chuckled to himself.
“Smooth Larry” I murmured.
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“Here I found a tarp” I called tossing the bundled fabric at my uncle.
“I just didn’t think that I was in immediate danger until I was” Uncle Charlie continued to explain the story I had coaxed out of him when he came back minorly distressed from the scene where the serial sniper was stopped.
“Well yeah no one expects to die when their life has never been threatened before. Unless they’re paranoid” I muttered.
“You seem far more calm with this then I would think” Charlie muttered as I climbed down the step ladder and we went to go outside.
“Well I have experience around guns” I mumbled as we stepped back into the yard and was grateful to see my father there to draw away Charlie’s attention.
“You told him?” Charlie asked.
“Yeah about the gun range” Don muttered with a pointed look “that you shot a rifle. He shot a rifle, did a great job” Don rambled slightly.
“I fired the rifle,” Charlie parroted.
“Yeah, see i’m perfectly fine” Alan pointed out, wiping his hands with a rag “I didn’t fall off the ladder, I didn’t collapse. I certainly hope you got that out of your system now.” he muttered the last line at his youngest.
“Definitely” Charlie agreed.
I scoffed slightly and struggled to suppress my laughter at knowing the full knowledge of what happened as Gramps went to talk to Don about the stain they were putting on the house. Uncle C gave me a slight shove at my poorly suppressed amusement and I bent to help him spread the tarps.
Chapter 10 ->
Numb3rs: The Derivative
Don Eppes did not see this coming. He was back in LA he was working for the FBI. He had his dad and his brother and his agents. He also had a well earned reputation. This, however, was not something he saw coming. Not the social worker at his door, not the untimely death of his ex-girlfriend, and certainly not the birth certificate the social worker pulled out of his brief case for a teenage girl with Don's name listed under father.
Abby Calvin hasn’t had the easiest of lives. It’s been just her and her mom for as long as she can remember bouncing from hell hole to hell hole and never settling down. Until in one moment her life is changed forever and she’s left all alone. Now she’s living with her father who never even knew she existed, has a grandfather who's wiser than she thinks, and an uncle who might be the first person to understand her brand of genius.
Don and Abby are stuck in each others lives now and their path is far from normal but they have each other and they have their family. So, they might just make it through.
It’s Here -> Chapter 1