Ides Of March - Blog Posts
In honor of the Ides of March, my favorite Tiktok
With the Ides of March coming up, I think it's only fair we celebrate it in a more traditional sense.
So, ladies, which leader are we stabbing?
Spell Idea
Everybody gets a knife
Descritpion: The caster points at up to 23 willing creatures in a 60ft radius. A spectral knife appears levitating in front of them, pointing to the closest enemy. The creature is defined as a companion of the spectral knife from now on.
Functionality: The spectral knife launches itself to the first enemy its companion attacks, dealing 1d4 piercing damage and 2d4 radiant damage, then it disappears.
Inspiration: @general-luceβs meme
Be prepared for tomorrow ya'll.
Magic Item Idea
Paper Knife
Description: A piece of paper with a drawing of a knife. The piece of paper canβt be burned or destroyed as long as it has charges. Per each charges used, the knife drawn gets more and more covered in blood. Recharges every day.
Functionality: 23/day you can touch the piece of paper and point at an enemy that immediately suffer 1d4 piercing damage, or 1d6 if outside of combat (this action starts combat)
Inspiration: @trilliathβs mom
I was explaining to my mom about how tumblr is excited for the ides of march tomorrow, and celebrating the assassination of a corrupt politician etc. etc. and she goes, "Oh! So what do we wear!"
And I said, "IDK a knife?"
And she said, "Ohh, I don't think I can get away with that at the conference. But I know, I'll draw a picture of a knife and carry it around in my pocket and get a giggle out of it whenever I look in my pocket!"
Anyway my mom's brilliant and I think we should all carry paper knives tomorrow.
Weapon Idea
Dagger of Betrayal
Description: an old looking dagger, clearly made by someone very experienced in the craft, a red unidentified gemstone in its handle emits an ominous dim light
Functionality: A dagger that deals 2d12 additional damage to those who see the wielder as an ally and charmed enemies.
Inspiration: Iβm going to have so much fun today
Nothing is sweeter than having a birthday in the Month where the cruel meet their matches
Beware the Ides of March
ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
My sis did a thing <3
I made something for ides of march...
(sorry for the quality, I just took a photo of my notebook)
(also Caesar is supposed to be eating something, like a cake, i guess)
(also also have a lore nugget about me, @novaapollo is my sister)
like to charge reblog to cast
π―οΈ π―οΈ π―οΈ
π―οΈπ―οΈ may all π―οΈπ―οΈ
π―οΈπ―οΈcorrupt politiciansπ―οΈπ―οΈ
π―οΈπ―οΈ meet their fate π―οΈπ―οΈ
π―οΈπ―οΈ β§ΝβΰΌhappy idesΰΌββ§Νπ―οΈπ―οΈ
π―οΈπ―οΈ to all π―οΈπ―οΈ
π―οΈ π―οΈ π―οΈ
It was the Ides of March yesterday and no tyrannical world leaders were assassinated. Iβm incredibly disappointed in the world.
Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!
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Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!
Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!
reblog after voting!!
Hey mom, can I borrow that knife??? Haha no reason, donβt worry about it.
I am already making preparations for next year.
stay alert, stay safe. and beware the ides of march.
Thinking about how last Ides of March I was in Rome, and this year I'm stuck at home studying anatomy.
Anyways shoutout to Julius Ceasar for inventing the Ceasar salad, you're a real one.
E Tu,Jeremy
(Jeremy Has Drank Mountain Dew:Squip Death(Mountain Dew Red+Mountain Dew Code Red+Ecstasy+Alcohol+The Nintendo and Microsoft Logos(The rivals of Sony))
HAPPY IDES FELLAS, GO STAB A ROMAN DICTATOR TODAY π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘
As the ides of march approach, let us all be reminded of this fucking iconic film quote
Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet?
What's so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar.
People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh?
Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just stab Caesar!
i shall recite this quote every freaking day of the week
