Ides Of March - Blog Posts
Happy stab day!
Julius caesar has been dead for 2069 slutty, slutty years
I may have no photo, but I have...
A BIG FUCKING KNIFE WITH YOUR NAME ON IT CAESAR! BRUTUS, I HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU! 🗡
be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight
Happy Ides of March! 🔪🔪🔪
Remus and Regulus would celebrate the ides of march together and start handing out knives to everyone in Hogwarts until McGonagall made them stop. The week of detention was totally worth it.
No one knows where they got the knives, and they refuse to tell anyone, but the students always seem a little more scared of the two of them after that.
oh no, my jelly donut has been stabbed!! 23 times!!!
wow, what a cute jelly donut! i think i'll name him caesar.
me, trying to explain the ides of march to my friends and family:
I'm Australian but nonetheless if the Ides of March passes and nothing happens I will be extremely disappointed
Cut some delicious pie for yourself! Oh, and keep the knife. You're gonna need it soon.
I love that nearly the entire user base of tumblr is going to stab 1 man. Guys there’s nothing left 😭😭😭
We’re really having a holiday alignment this weekend. Purim, Holi, and Pi Day are all today. And then tomorrow we have the Ides of March. And on Monday is St. Patrick’s Day. And pretty much this entire month is Ramadan.
I like to have a chain for every occasion
so of course I MUST have one ready for tumblr's favourite holiday ~
I'm not working tomorrow morning, so fuck it. Reblog this post if you want a knife in your inbox on the Ides of March
hey guys! just wanted to let you know that I woke up this morning with the feeling that today is gonna be a great day. in fact, I think im gonna go ask brutus if he wants to go out tomorrow! its been a little bit since we've had some good quality time and a heart-to-heart.
the day is almost upon us…
here traveler, it’s not safe to go alone. Take this
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O MY GOD THIS IS RHE FIRST TUMBLR HOLIDAY I KNOW ABOUT (I only learned about it yesterday FROM tumblr so ya know)
ALSO TODAY EVERYBODY CHOSE A THEME TO DRESS YP AS AND ONE ADVISORY (THE ONE RUN BY THE LATIN TEACHER WHO IS AMAZING) DRESSED UP AS THE SENETORS/PEOPLE WHO DIED AND SAID THE CAUSE AND PERSON AND DATE OF DEATH ON THE BACK OF THEIR SHIRTS AND DIFFERENT LETTERS ON THE FRONT WHICH ALL SPELLED OUT "I CAME, I SAW, I CONQUERED" IN LATIN ON THE FRONT SBJJDHDBFHSSNBFJCUUSRHFHFHEJEJFUFJGJGJABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPHDHDDJJRTHFJDQRSHFJDJSJDJFTUVWXYZFHFHDHSJFHFBWJDJFJF
