Im A God - Blog Posts

Guys I did it. I downloaded Tumblr after like a year or two of using it on my phone browser. I am now Tumblring from a Tumblr app. Are you proud of me? Guys? Are u there?

Shut up *does a backflip in front of you*

Tbh, the only thing holding me back from being a king rn is when I'm hungry and want my servants to feed me a pomegranate, and they take more than 2 seconds to put some in my mouth, I'll just end up taking it from them and say ill do it myself.

Truly no one can break up a pomegranate like I can, which is why I can't be king. I'm just too powerful.

every morning, got a hollow where my heart goes, i never listen, but i see you with my eyes closed - i know you, i remember from the grass stain, maybe i could be a better human with a new name