In honour of my disastrous DofE Practice Expedition, here are my head canons of fictional DC characters on DofE:
Bruce: Snuck a phone onto the trip just to call his mom (Alfred) Dick: Acts like a mother hen and comes over-equipped Jason: Gets so angry from squelching in wet shoes that he has to distance himself from the rest of the group Tim: Only brings the necessary items and fills the rest of his bag with flasks of coffee Damian: Gets so fed up that he gives everyone the silent treatment Steph: Survives of jelly babies and dried mango Cass: Manages get everyone back on track, but remains completely silent Duke: Has a mini tantrum every time they get lost Barry: Manages to get everyone lost in the first place Wally: Slips in every puddle Bart: Rushes back and just waits outside the gates of the campsite for five hours Diana: She’s watched the Hunger Games and is ready to go hunting for lunch Kon: Manages to break the tent poles (they find him and Tim in the morning shivering because half the tent flew into a tree) Jon: Relentlessly happy no matter what Billy: No one knew how vulgar he was until the trip
Bonus: Babs: Stays at home and makes fun of everyone else’s pain