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I’m An Embarrassment - Blog Posts

3 years ago

Good news: I had my big debut!

Bad news: I used a stupid one liner

So I was in a supermarket buying bread for the pigeons, and was at the front when a guy pulled a gun and was robbing the register. Typical Gotham. He gets the money, and something hit his hand and the gun fell near me. Now everyone in Gotham knows how to use a pistol. So I pick it up, point it at him, and asked that he give me the money. He does, and I go “welp, gotta fly!”

GOTTA FLY. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME HOLY FUCK

but good news I’ve got an outfit in the works!

Update: THAT SOMETHING WAS A BASEBALL FUCKING LUCKY THREW HE WAS TRYING TO HELP ME


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