I'm not great at playing offense
Let's get that out of the way
But it's nice to meet you
I don't hit home runs
But I know how to throw
Like an underdog
I am defensive when I'm not talking
It's the thing I can do
It's really just the illusion of control
Being offensive
Is a thing that I can't really seem to be able to do
I'm too nice
So I don't set boundaries
Or go around punching people in the face
Because some people probably deserve it
I'm more of a pitcher
Of complaints
Rather than a batter
So
Before you go I must ask,
Are you on my team?