"you wear fine things well"
crying, screaming, shitting my pants, projectile vomiting, ripping my face off, violently convulsing, punching holes through my tv, ripping the carpet out. shaving my head, Tattooing "live laugh love" on my ankle, becoming a salesman, pitching you a life insurance scam for 40 minutes on the phone, you agree because im charming, it was a ploy, i needed the money for a time machine, i travel to the 18th century, i slap stede bonnet in the face.