Incorrect Bnha Quotes - Blog Posts

Bakugou: I serve no god

Midoriya: What do you call your anger? Your emotions? Your god is the side of your mind you have no control over.

Midoriya, reflecting on their recent battle: Long ago, people with and without quirks lived in harmony.

Kaminari, nodding: Then everything changed when the fire nation attacked.

Mina: How do you think Bakugou would die?

Midoriya: Someone tells him not to and he does just to spite them.

Iida, holding Midoriya and Todoroki on a leash: So how well do your gremlins do on a walk? Uraraka and Tsuyu are free to wander but these two need supervision

Sero, holding Kaminari’s hand, with Mina and Kirishima on tape leashes, Bakugou on Kirishima’s shoulders: Please End Me

Mina: I made a meme of bakugou

Kaminari: Lemme see

Mina:

Kaminari: That’s not Bakugou that’s just a Mood™️

Iida: Please vote me for class president!

Bakugou: What is this, a political ad?

Kaminari, laughing in the background:

Bakugou: How did you say an image out loud?

Bakugou: What did I do to deserve this?

Midoriya: I have an alphabetized list

Mina: What are you doing here? Don’t you have something better to do?

Kirishima: You’re the one who brought me here against my will

Field trip! Bakusquad edition.

Kirishima and Bakugou: Cuddling on the ride there. They’re practically in each other’s laps.

Sero: Brought lots of snacks, actually remembered things like sunscreen.

Mina: On the phone with headphones in the entire time.

Kaminari: Listens to music and dramatically staring out the window.

Kaminari: What’s it like to be gay?

Kirishima: I don’t know what is it like?

Kaminari: I’m bi thank you very much

Mina: Duolingo sent me a message saying it would stop emailing me since I wasn’t practicing

Bakugou: It wasn't enough to disappoint your parent, now you have to disappoint Duolingo?

Mina: What would you do if someone handed you a pencil right now?

Kaminari: Mmm crunchy.

Midoriya: I’m no longer allowed to make friends

Uraraka: What happened?

Midoriya: I overshared like an idiot

Prank war 5

Kaminari: We need you to decide who wins this war

Bakugou: Why should I?

Kaminari: If you don’t I’ll play the creeper song from my headset for a week whenever you train and that is a threat.

Bakugou: No

*one week later* Bakugou: Does almost dying not deter you?

Kaminari, clicking replay: Nope!

You thought the prank wars were over but you were wrong.

Mina: Will you quit?

Sero, with a long suffering sigh: What now?

Kaminari, gleefully pointing to a sheep: Fluffy horse with long ears.

Mina: He’s intentionally misidentifying creators to annoy me.

Kaminari, pointing to dark shadow: What a weird dog.

Bakugou: God I'm gay

Mina: Kirishima laugh again?

Bakugou: yeah

Mina: God you're hopeless

Some person: What is your problem?

Sero: He has dumb gay disease

Kaminari: I have dumb gay disease

Response to homophobia 3

Homophobe: God hates the gays!

Kaminari: If he keeps my boyfriend out of heaven he’s going to have a lot to answer for.

Response to homophobia 2

Homophobe: God hates gays!

Kirishima: *gestures to Bakugou* Then why do men like that exist?

Response to homophobia 1

Homophobe: God hates gays

Bakugou: If he hates me that much he can peel himself off his throne of lies and fight me.

Prank War 3

Sero: This has gone too far

Kaminari, preparing what looks like spaghetti: What on earth do you mean?

Sero: These pranks! They're getting annoying.

Kaminari, preparing his plans: They're hilarious.

Prank war continues

Kaminari: If I hear another song that has to do with electricity I will commit arson

Sero: Mina’s vengeance?

Kaminari: Yes. I now have a new prank to plan.

Mina: -kinda like Dracula

Kaminari: Saw that movie.

Midoriya: Read that book.

(from Ghosts of the Shadow Market)

Kaminari: Hehe

*approaching where Mina is peacefully sleeping*

Sero: What are you doing

Kaminari, whispering: prank war

*playing all star at full volume in Mina’s ear*

Kaminari to Mina: When I die I’m going to have Jirou teach my ghost music so I can annoy your ghost

Mina: I’ll just get Bakugou’s ghost to kill you again.

Bakugou: My ghost won’t associate with your ghost

(quote from six of crows)

Kaminari going to the dentist: Hope I don’t embarrass myself

The dentist making idle conversation: How are you feeling?

Kaminari: Gay

Shigaraki: You can’t do that! There are rules!

Dabi: Literally the only rule in this household is break rules.

Tokoyami: Being dark and sad inside? Overrated.

Tokoyami: Being dark and odd? Cool and fresh.

Bakugo: People need to stop trying to be my friend before I release the wrath of god upon you all.

Kirishima, hugging him: Sure you will.

Aizawa: MIDORIYA GET BACK HERE

Midoriya, off to commit bad decisions: THIS IS IMPORTANT

Kaminari, standing witness: I am very uncomfortable with the energy we’ve created in this studio today