Incorrect Bnha Quotes - Blog Posts

Shoji: My hoodies always go missing

Tokoyami: I’m not the only one who steals them.

Midoriya: You and Iida always have giant hoodies that are soft so everyone just raids your closets

Kirishima, sitting in Bakugou’s lap: I don’t know how but some of them still think I’m straight

Kaminari: They‘re just in denial. By now most of us are at least a little gay.

Mina Kaminari and Kirishima, chanting: Gay gay homosexual gay

Tokoyami: What cult is this?

Sero: I don’t know but I want to join

Bakugou: Everyone’s like oh what’s your sexuality

Bakugou: Idk I just know I like Kirishima

Kaminari: yeah I’m an idiot

Some unsuspecting person: Don’t say that!

Kaminari: Do you really want me to show you?

Person: uhhhhh….

*insert stupid thing Kaminari does here*

Sero, finding out: Not again

Kirishima shopping for hair dye: Don’t be sad go dye your hair.

Dabi, also shopping for hair dye: Don’t be sad go dye your hair

Both: Don’t be sad go dye your hair

Dramatic gestures all my ships have done in honor of valentines:

Kiribaku - Bakugou prepared a three course meal and served it by candlelight. Kirishima set up a hike with a romantic ending.

Kamisero - Sero found Kaminari’s favorite flowers and decorated his dorm. Kaminari put on a show to ask him out with music and choreography (Mina helped).

Momojirou - Momo handmade her a dress. Jirou wrote her a song.

bonus -

EraserMic - For his proposal Mic found a quiet place out of the way where no one would see them and had a romantic dinner.

Feel free to reblog with your own Headcannons and ships!

Some reporter: What do you think about gay heroes?

Aizawa: As a gay hero I don’t think I’m qualified to answer.

Mina: What would you do if I told you to hand over your pronouns?

Kaminari: Oh cool here you go.

Sero: Don’t you know there’s a shortage?

Kirishima: What’s a pronoun?

Bakugou: I don’t know why I hang out with you all.

Iida: Why face your problems when you can live through the lives of fictional book characters?

Bakugou: You thought I was straight? What’s next, accuse me of fearing god?

Kaminari: Do people actually have genders? Are you not just using pronounce out of convenience?

Mina: Is this your way of having a gender crisis?

Shinsou: Sleep is meaningless. There is only exhaustion.

Sero: Being the responsible one is so funny. There are definitely people more responsible than me but they would rather have a decent life than care for a bunch of goblins so it's just a bunch of feral gremlins cared for by a slightly less feral gremlin.

Bakugou: To all the people who care about me, why?

Kirishima: I’m sitting right here with a PowerPoint.

Kaminari: Anything you can do I can do gayer

Jirou: I can do anything gayer than you

Kaminari: No you can’t

Jirou: Yes I can

Kaminari: No you can’t

Jirou: Yes I can, yes I can!

Kaminari: I can get a looker with the greatest zinger

Jirou: I can get one quicker and be even slicker

Kaminari: I can do almost anything

Jirou: Can you really drive?

Kaminari: No?

Jirou: Neither can I.

Sero, narrarating: They went on to rewrite the entire song

(I know this isn’t really the song but oh well)

Tokoyami: May you live out your days in spite and hatred

Bakugoi: Joke’s on you, those are my most powerful motivators.

Kirishima: Everyone assumes Bakugou is the responsible one. As his boyfriend I’m here to confirm it’s Sero.

Mina: There is a chart of responsible one. Kaminari and I are tied for last. It goes 1. Sero, 2. Kiri, and 3. Bakugou. Bakugou has had to be responsible before when Kaminari enacted a few bad ideas. He knows this and takes delight in it.

Tokoyami: People wonder why Kaminari and I are friends.

Kaminari: Who is more foolish, the fool or the man who listens to him?

Tokoyami: Does that answer why? Or do I need him to quote Plato?

Kaminari: God had no place for fools like me yet here I am.

Made an alignment chart! Sorry it‘s so hard to read.

Bakugou: Writing tip! Blood is more dense than water and will sink!

Kirishima: How do you know that?

Bakugou:

Kirishima: How do you know that Bakugou?

Kaminari, trying to be cool: *flips sunglasses from his head to his face*

*His sunglasses fall off*

Bakugou: This is why you need to stop trying to be cool.

Iida after Midoriya injures himself again: this is why we can’t have nice things

Midoriya: Iida you are a great friend but if I here that phrase from you again I will slam your head into a wall.

Kaminari: I found a cursed object

Tokoyami: oooo show me

Aizawa, about to have a heart attack: Put that back or so help me-

Bakugou: Tired of my garbage body telling me to drink water before bed.

Bakugou: it's time for sleep now shut up.

Iida: Please Bakugou you are severely dehydrated.

Jirou: I hate shaving

Kaminari and Kirishima: Same

Jirou: You shave?

Kirishima: Yes I do. It may seem unmanly but-

Jirou: Not you. Kaminari?

Kaminari: I like to feel smooth

Jirou: Can you sew?

Momo: Yes, why?

Jirou: I tore my dress

Momo: Oh babe I’ll get you a new one.

Bakugou, collapsing on the couch: Kirishima could kill me and I would thank him.

Jirou: I feel your pain. Momo giggled and I apologized.

Sero, laying facedown on the floor: Kaminari texted me I was a good friend and I wrote a love poem.

Mina: It's OK my disaster gays.

Tokoyami: Multiples of 5 are holy

Shoji: explain?

Tokoyami: No 🖤