Incorrect Frerard Quotes - Blog Posts
Frerard and Umbrella Academy, my two favorite things
Frank after a show, covered in sweat: What’s up Gee?
Gerard: My dick
Mikey: where were you
Frank, messy hair and panting: I was... doing... stuff
Gerard, panting even harder, limping into the room with messy hair: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!
Frank: I gave you a gentle nudge
Gerard: I’ll give you a nudge when I shove my foot up your ass!
Frank: Does it have to be your foot ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Mikey: fml
Gerard: Hey guys, may I introduce you to my girlfriend?
Y/N: Hey, it’s a pleasure to finally meet you.
Frank: You couldn’t find anything better?
Gerard: Don’t you dare insult my girlfriend!
Frank: Shut up, I wasn’t talking to you, I was talking to her
Mikey, to Ray: *whispering* I thought he was dating Frank
Gerard: Don’t tell Frank, but I’d fuck him if he asked.
Frank, across the room: What.
Gerard: What.
Mikey, from the couch: He said he’d fuck you if you asked.
*Mikey, Ray, and Frank in a hotel room waiting for Gee to come back from the store*
Gee, busting through the door: GUESS WHO JUST GOT APPLE FLAVORED SHAMPOO!
Frank: *grabs it and runs into the bathroom*
*shower turns on*
Gee: WAIT NO I MENT SCENTED
Frank: HOLY SHIT IT TASTE LIKE APPLES TOO
~TWO MINUTES LATER~
Frank: I JUST THREW UP
Frank: did you know that atoms never touch each other? And since we’re made of atoms, we’ve never touched anything in our entire lives
Mikey:
Frank: so to answer your question no I did not kick Gee in the-
Gerard: *looking at Frank*
Frank:
Gerard: Stop being so cute or I'll punch you in the lips
Gerard: Very softly
Gerard: With my own lips