Aether: I have acquired my birth receipt! Y’all can return me now!
Cirrus: I WILL PEE ON EVERYTHING YOU LOVE
Dewdrop: I swear to Buddha the next person who dabs on me is getting a cambro to the face.
Swiss: If you name that Pokémon “Sportacus” I’m disowning you.
Sunny: *sobbing* I’m not a cinnamon roll! I’m fierce!
Mountain: *licks Aether* you taste like a cracker.
Cumulus: hey you know that Disney trip we just took? That pun was so bad I’m retroactively uninviting you from it.
Rain: *placing a hand on Dews head* when I snap, I won’t kill you. I’ll just add you to the collection ~
Phantom: Who stole my German dungeon porn?!
Aurora: *standing beside Mountain* your face might be too high for me to reach but your knees aren’t.
+Bonus Papas
Copia: BITCH THATS MY GOOD EYE!
Terzo: You FILTHY WHORE! Let me put the baby down and then tell me everything
Secondo: ….bold words for someone within biting distance….
Primo: Hey finally! *points at a Texas longhorn* Something more horny than Terzo!
Nihil: UNHAND MY THIN MINTS YOU THOT!
Parenting issues
Sodo, brusting into the room: It's missing!
Rain, turned away: What missing?
Sodo: T-the thing!
Rain, gets up while removing Phantom's head from his lap: What thing?
Sodo, relaxing: Oh! You have it.
Rain: Wh-
Rain: YOU MEANT OUR CHILD LIKE A THING?
Papa's help
Phantom: If we are in danger and we need help, who do we call?
Sodo: Papa.
Phantom: What if Papa can't help?
Sodo: If Papa can't help we're all doomed.
Escape
Terzo: *crawl through the gates of hell*
Lucifer: What are you doing? Where are you going?
Terzo: If Nihil can escape hell then so can I
Average interview with Ghouls
Interviewer: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Phantom: Everyone stand.
Rain: Bring three more chairs!
Swiss: The best seven of the lot can sit down.
Sodo: Kill three.
Don't question it
Terzo: While I disrespectfully diagree-
Nihil: Don't you mean respectfully?
Terzo: *staring him dean in the eyes* NO!
Greeting in a slightly different way...
Papa: Alright, I need alternatives to "Ladies and Gentlemen"
Cumulus: Guys, Gals and Non binary pals
Phantom: Beloved friends and tolerated acquaintances
Aurora: Entities of internet
Swiss: The FBI's most wanted and least wanted
Rain: Ladies and Gentlemen and those of hs who know better
Papa: *after a bit of silence* I don't even know why I keep you all
Attention?
Phantom: Hey Dew, how'd you get to be such a good guitarist?
Dew: Focus and concetration. I've trained myself to never get distracted.
Mountain: That's not true, yesterday you dipped your french fry in your lemonade 'cause you were looking at Rain's ass across the room.
(no problem Dew, I'd love to watch that too)
Who is the favourite?
Aurora:*runs into the living room where she sees Phantom* Tell me Swiss loves me more than he loves you.
Phantom: It's 'bout the same ig.
Aurora: Eh, I'll take it.
The voices
Papa: You know that voice in your head that tells you what you're doing is wrong? *looks at Sodo*
Sodo: You mean the one that sounds like Aether?
Swiss: *playing his phone on the couch then suddenly looks up* It sounds like Rain to me but okay
Professional driver
Dew: I'm a confident driver *says with a proud smile*
Rain: YOU NEARLY RAN OVER SWISS! *while holding on for his dear life*
Dew: Confidently *with a straight face*