Incorrect My Hero Academia Quotes - Blog Posts
Kirishima: bakugou... hey baku.
Bakugou: what do you want ?
Kirishima: I can’t sleep..
Bakugou: well, i can goodnight.
Krishima: *the phone* Bakubro!! remember that one time you tried to convince me Santa isn’t real?
Kirishima: well I’m at the mall right now and guess who’s here!
Kirishima: merry christmas I'm your present ;)
Bakugou: can I have the receipt
kirishima: ...
Sero: They're married.
Denki: Prove it.
Sero: *calling out* Bakugou-kun?
Katsuki and Eijiro : hah?
Kirishima: *after giving Bakugou a small kiss* no homo though!
Bakugou:...
Bakugoui: Shitty hair, we’re married.
Kirishima: are we boutta kiss rn?
Bakugou: we are at our wedding.
Bakugou: hey, shitty hair, did ya know i can fit the whole world in my hands?
Kirishima: how could you poss–
Bakugou: *cups Eijiro's face*
Kirishima: *tearing up* o-oh
Bakugou: your name is not "Kirishima Eijiro"
Kirishima: wha-
Bakugou: your name is "Bakugou Eijiro"
*pulled out a ring*
Kirishima: *blushing so hard*
Bakugou: you're blocking the view.
Kirishima: i am the view.
Bakugou:
Kirishima:
Bakugou: This is the asshole who dared to tell me that being gay isn't a choice.
Bakugou: You're right, being gay isn't a choice!
Bakugou: It's a competition, and I'm winning!
Bakugou: *gesturing to a flustered Kirishima* Have you SEEN MY BOYFRIEND?! HAH?!
Priest: Do you, Bakugou Katsuki, take Kirishima Eijiro, to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Bakugou: I do
Kirishima: *Whispering* That's gay .... IT'S SO MANY
*kirishima falls asleep on his chest after kissing with him*
Bakugou: fuck we're so gay
bakugou: You annoy me.
(..)
Bakugou two days later: Hey, shitty hair...can you forget what I said the other day about you annoying me ? I think I said that because I'm starting to develop a crush on you so sorry about that....A and fuck off
Bakugou: do you understand now?
kirishima: yeah, totally!
kirishima: *under his breath as kai walks away* what the fuck did he just say–
bakugou: I only feel one emotion and it’s anger.
kirishima: Last night you drunk texted me a thousand heart emojis and many ily.
bakugou: o-out of anger.
bakugou: You're such a dork, kirishima. You know that? Total loser.
kirishima: Then let go of my hand.
bakugou: *gripping it tighter* no.
Bakugou: have you ever tried honey?
kirishima: tried what?
Bakugou: honey.
kirishima: yes?
Bakugou:
Bakugou: I am a man of action. I act first, apologize later.
Kirishima a: you never apologize.
Bakugou : well, I would if I was ever wrong.
[Bakugou upset]
Kirishima: what'll make ya feel better?
Bakugou: ....
Kirishima: d'you want a hug?
Bakugou: ...*nods*
Bakugou: So what’s for dinner?
Kirishima: *staring at the food he just burnt* Regret.
Krishima: who was your gay awakening? mine was crimson riot. i would do anything to suck his dick.
Bakugou: you were my gay awakening.
Krishima: ... well now i just feel bad :(
Bakugou: I have something to tell you.
Kirishima: Oooh, are you about to profess your undying love for me?
Bakugou: Yes, I am.
Kirishima: ... Wait. What.
Kirishima: baku- Blasty...
Bakugou: *small growl*
Krishima: I... uhm, could you move a little?Bakugou: Hah? Are you hinting that annoying?kirishima ¡N-NO! it's just that arm just fell asleep from having it under your head for so long...
Bakugou: uh *slightly flushed moves to rest his head on the kiri's chest*
Kirishima: I just want to be alone and sleep.
Bakugou: Let me go to my room then.
Kirishima: No *hides his face in he's neck*, throwing you out would not be manly.
[Bakugou room]
Kirishima: *bursts in* HEY BLASTY WHAT'S THE NAME OF THAT CITRUS FRUIT THAT’S THE SAME COLOR AS ORANGE
Bakugou: …
Kirishima: Hey bro, can you hand me that thing?
Bakugou: *moves the thing farther away*
Bakugou: You can't love someone unless you love yourself first.
Kirishima: Bullshit. I have never loved myself.
Kirishima: But you? I love you so much I forget what hating myself feels like.
Kirishima: I'm hungry.
Bakugou: What do you want for dinner?
Kirishima:Cock and balls!
Bakugou:
Kirishima:
Bakugou: I've been pretending to enjoy your sense of humor, because I find you physically attractive, but I have reached the point where that balance no longer justifies our relationship.
Bakugou: shitty hair, be careful
Kirishima: haha come on I always am
kirishima:*turns and immediately walks into a wall*