Emma: don't fratanize with the creature I'm still training it.
Emma's Mom; it's a dog Emma.
Emma: Yeah, I was talking to him.
Yang: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.
Salem: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.
Yang: Not when you’re playing with Blake, it’s not. They put words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”
@sacred-song-of-immortal-izalith
Yang: Do you want to know your gay name?
Salem: My... my gay name?
Yang: Yeah, it's your first name-
Salem: Haha. Very funny Yang-
Yang: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.
Salem: Oh- oh my god.
@sacred-song-of-immortal-izalith
Salem: I can’t believe all these people are wearing black. black is supposed to be my thing, they’re all just posers.
Yang: Salem, for the last time, we’re at a funeral.
@sacred-song-of-immortal-izalith
Yang: The stars are so beautiful...
Winter: They're just giant balls of gas.
Yang: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Winter: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
Yang: Oh...
*2000 years after Ozma’s defeat*
Yang: Hey, honey?
Salem: Yes dear?
Yang: Do you want to have a kid?
Salem, coughing up coffee: Are you serious?
Yang: 100%!
If anyone is wondering why I ship this, read this fanfic https://archiveofourown.org/works/20353327/chapters/48262228 by Flamesong on Ao3
P.s. I have an ox based on it if anyone wants to ask questions.
Winter, at Yang's funeral: I need a moment with them.
Everyone: Of course. *They leave*
Winter, leaning over Yang′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.
Yang: Yeah, no shit.
Yang: ARE YOU-
Blake: Fucking.
Yang: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Blake:Fucking.
Yang: IDIOT!
Weiss: …What was that?
Blake: Ruby banned Yang from swearing, so I’m helping her out.
Yang when she’s slightly inconvenienced: THIS IS THE WORST THING TO HAVE EVER HAPPENED TO ME. MY LIFE IS OVER. I AM RUINED
Yang when she’s actually hurt and upset: No it’s fine I’ve had worse haha it’s all good how are you?