din: grogu, when i tell you to stop eating frog eggs you gotta stop, okay?
grogu: i just a baby
din: *dying inside* but you still gotta stop okay?
grogu: I JUST A BABY!!!
Fives: how dead does someone have to be before its considered a murder?
Echo: if they are dead dead, it's murder. If they are kinda dead, it's attempted murder. If they aren't dead, you failed.
Rex: *backing out of the room* nopenopenopenopenope
Kanan: Ezra! You can’t launch Cal out of a cannon!
Ezra: But he wants to be launched out of a cannon!
Kanan: You’re not supposed to listen to his terrible ideas!
Cal, in the cannon: FIRE!
Kanan: Don’t fire! Ahsoka, back me up here.
Ahsoka, finger hovering over the launch button: What?
Ponds: I can't believe I have to have sex with General Windu.
Neyo: (slightly concerned) I mean you don't have to, vod. The mission parameters only say pretending to be a couple.
Ponds: No, I'm fucking him.
Poe: Look me in the eyes and stay serious with me for a second! Y/N, smiling and giggling: Your eyes are so beautiful. Poe, forcing himself to stop smiling: nO!