Incorrect Tolkien Quotes - Blog Posts

Glorfindel, Fëanor and Celegorm: big tiddie committee.

Eric Nam and BM from Kard would be jealous. Not Wonho, though.

Elendil : "what do the elves call their friends living by the sea? Watermelons?"

Oropher : "they called them dead. Because Fëanor killed them"

Oropher : "BURN...."

Celebrimbo's spirit : ....

Gil Galad :....

Elrond :.....

Thranduil :....

Isildur : ....

Gil Galad : "FOR GOD'S SAKE OROPHER-

Elrond: So you finally met Legolas, what did you think?

Maglor: ...........................Well, he's ............................................................................................certainly.................................................. cheerful ..............................................

Elrond: The very definition of it.

Maglor: Are you certain he's Orophers' grandson?

elrond sipping his tea: how nice of you to join me for breakfast, thranduil. it’s certainly been a while hasn’t it. you remember bilbo, the hobbit from like seventy years ago? he has a kid now. i know you would just love frodo

thranduil:

thranduil: elrond, where’s my son

Elrond : and what did we do when we have a day off from work?

Theanduil : lay in bed all day and move just enough so that people don't think you're dead

Elrond :...

Elrond : no... We do something adventurous, like maybe go outside. And what's the best part of going outside?

Thranduil : coming back inside

Elrond : No-

Éomer: sister, you know it's possible to solve your problems without the use of excessive violence, right?

Eowyn: yeah but I'm really really good at excessive violence.

Aragorn: Today I realised I'm old

Eomer: Oh? How so?

Aragorn: I slipped and fell in the courtyard and instead of laughing, all my Elven friends came running to see if I was alright

Eomer : (laughing)

Aragorn: I saw fear in Legolas’ eyes