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GOOD MORNUNG TUMBLR. THE AXOLOTL HAS LET ME LIVE ANOTHER DAY AND I AM GOING TO MAKE IT EVERYBODYS PROBLEM.


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bill: What’s a controversial opinion you have that you’d like to share?

MOST OF MY OPINIONS ARE CONTREVERSIAL CONSIDERING I LIKE RIPPING TEETH OUT OF ANIMAL MOUTHS. MOST OF YOU FREAKS LOVE DEAR OLD AXOLOTL, DONTCHA? TAKE THIS FOR CONTREVERSIAL; THAT FRILLY MORON IS GOOD FOR NOTHING BUT CAUSING TROUBLE AND COSMIC ANNOYANCE.


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sorry people are being wierd with this, defintly not fair for you or others. haters gonna hate and i hope they will just leave soon. probably just angry about not getting something that they want what ever that might be. hopefully it gets better tho, its just the downside of getting loads of attention over night i guess :/

i wish you luck on your blog journey and i know i'll be sticking around. this blog is fun and just a joy to read <3 you have no clue how happy it makes me to see it just exist here and be able to interact with it /platonic (since i don't trust that one anon, you know who you are. you're wierd and very funky but i just don't trust you)

(Raaaaaah tyssmmmm ssgshdhdh

Honestly I shouldn'tve gotten so worked up over the couple goofy ones. Small price to pay for overnight boom I suppose. I've been popular before but not in the creator sense.. I'm honestly kinda suprised I'm getting any attention at all. I mostly just wanted to make art for the oc. I feel like I'm either not gonna stay popular long or end up messing up the story somehow, making it too angsty or developing too fast or too much about me/my character. But I geuss that's all something I'll find out and cross when I get there lol..ty for your support!!💖)


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hey bill, have you ever listened to sodikken? they make very wierdcore songs. not at all like uncanny but for some reason my brain thought of it while listening to it (i think the thought was already in my mind but was just triggered by it for some reason. don't ask me why, i have no clue). you might like it, its very random.

actually it might be too random. you might be right about my music taste... i usually just steal from others. anyway i recommend listening to redmageddon

IVE LISTENED TO THEM. PARTS OF THEIR SONGS ARE NICE, LYRICS ARE GREAT BUT I LIKE WHEN THE WORDS FIT THE BEAT.


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honestly nothing is stopping you from just not listening to my suggestions, they are just suggestions. feel free to ignore them! just trying to find a lead on what you might like is all (since you said you just like music that you like and are picky)

NOT LIKE I HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO.


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you have access to their phone; if you want secrets, why not just look through their apps/browsing history?

I TRIED. THERE ISNT EVEN ANYTHING INTERESTING. THE ONLY DIARY APP THING I FOUND HAS A DAMN PIN.


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i don't have a crush! i just like sharing music, am i not allowed to have passions? i just saw some music on the playlist that i like and wanted to see if any more of my tastes aligned with bills. and honestly uncanny is kinda fire, it kinda reminds me of fnaf fan songs. great song tho

SEE? EXACTLY. I DONT KNOW WHAT FNAF IS THOUGH.


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also since your being such a bum about my music taste have a happy song. go listen to my dear friends or edge of the world by beetlebug

WHAT IF I JUST DIDNT


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Ew what.

EW WHAT WHAT. CONTEXT. DUMBASS.


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The music taste anon def lmao I can see it too !!!

DISTASTEFUL MUSIC SHARING DOES NOT EQUAL CRUSH.


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steal her ankles for ransom until she gives you info, always works for me

I TRIED. SHE KICKED ME OFF.


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Ew. Looks like an anon has a crush on you Billy boy

EW WHAT WHO???? EW. WHAT???


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Fine!! See how you do without me then. I bet you won’t even get her middle name down before you come back begging for help, Cipher.

SHE DOESNT HAVE A MIDDLE NAME!!! PROBABLY!!! FUCK YOU!!!


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alright if you have such a good music taste then you start making suggestions, im trying to think of stuff and i can't remember what any songs are about or how good they are rn. give me a song i should listen to, i can handle it

UNCANNY GHOST AND PALS. IF YOU DONT LIKE IT ITS BECAUSE YOU SUCK.


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Uhm, fuck you!! I’ve probably given you the best advice since you landed in this hellhole buddy!! Hell, maybe even your entire life!! Good lord..

i stand with the whole “threatening her for info” thing. Tell me if you got a better idea.

IM NOT GOING TO DO THAT. PURELY BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO. SHE WILL REMAIN UNTHREATENED OUT OF SPITE.


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alright, so you hate harpy hare. what about icicles (by the scary jokes)? its a very pointy song if you ignore how soft the music can be at times

YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC BLOWS. GET BETTER. IT SOUNDS LIKE STANDING UP WITH AN IRON DEFICIENCY.


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Boooo get off the stage

AS YOU HUMANS LOVE TO SAY, WOMP WOMP.


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Hmm.. ok, ok.. maybe just.. threaten something she loves? Or hold her at knifepoint idk 🤷

YOURE NOT HELPFUL.


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have you tried looking under furnature yet? humans sometimes hide things under places like beds. they tend to think of its safer there since its out of the way and out of sight

SHE HAS A FUCKING LOFT BED. WHY DOES SHE MAKE EVERYTHING SO MUCH HARDER.

THE COUCH AND CHAISE REACH THE FLOOR. THE RECORD PLAYER JUST HAS RECORDS UNDERNEATH. THE WINE RACK AND ISLAND JUST HAS SNACKS. THIS BLOWS.


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i know this is probably cliche and all but have you listened to harpy hare? its pretty catchy

UGH. I HATE THAT SONG WITH A BURNING PASSION. BOOOOOO. GET OFF THE STAAAAGEEEE.


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no, but, if you want to get secrets, humans tend to have stuff in drawers and attics n shit. Snoop around enough and you might be able to find some stuff. Just make sure azure is preoccupied for a while first.

UGH. SHE HAS NEITHER!!! THE ONLY DRAWERS SHE HAS IS JUST FULL OF CLOTHES AND THERES NO ATTIC *OR* BASEMENT. THIS PLACE SUCKS. IVE ALREADY ROOTED THROUGH HER PAPER BUCKETS TOO.


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You said you wanted deep dark secrets on Azure, right?

YES. DO YOU HAVE ANY???


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im beginning to think you don't understand human jokes... can't figure out why tho

??WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT!! I UNDERSTAND HUMAN JOKES PLENTY! GIVE ME ONE INSTANCE!!


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hey dorito, whats your favorite music genre? i like alt rock

I DONT HAVE A GENRE. I LIKE MUSIC THAT I LIKE.

(Find his Spotify playlist Here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4woc5QqAYGlXpDIdhAhz16?si=RjfiLaVHTpeWjHNvXfPWJw

Updated frequently as askers give songs for him to listen to!)


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alright, since 2+2 = square (very much a understandable and correct answer) then what is 1+1=?

(i personally think its window but since you were more correct then me on the last one i just had to ask)

1+1 IS A LINE. A WINDOW WOULD BE FOUR ANYWAY. OR EIGHT IF YOU WANT TO BE TECHNICAL.


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TODAY I LEARNED WHAT FRENCHING MEANS. AWFUL.


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oh you know, not for anything important. just wanted to know which was the best out of all of them (not gonna take it or anything, trust. im very trustworthy)(definitly not gonna tell azure to put baby locks on the drawers either, don't worry. im trustworthy) (add on to the knife thing)

JOKES ON YOU, THE KNIVES ARE OUT IN THE OPEN!! HAH!!! KNIFE BLOCK!!


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you gonna cook them something with those? :]

I WILL COOK NOTHING!! I AM NOT A CHEF!! I AM A MASTER OF THE ARTS!! THE ART OF MURDER!!


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whats 2+2 ?

(the answer is fish)

WRONG. IT'S A SQUARE.


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do you have a favorite place on this pathetic? its ok if you don't

THIS HOUSE IS PRETTY GREAT.


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