Irl Cipher - Blog Posts
hey bill, do you have a favorite out of the knifes that you've found (for not particular reason...)
THE BIGGEST ONE. DUH. WHY.
I FOUND OUT HOW TO GET ONTO THE COUNTER. I HAVE KNIVES NOW. BOW BEFORE ME.
I FEEL STABBY. STAB. STAB. STAB. DIE. DIE. DIE. EVERYTHING. DIE. WE'LL FIND YOU. WE'RE UNSTOPPABLE.
Do you ever miss your home dimension?
DO YOU EVER MISS THE LITTLE INTELLIGENCE YOU HAD?
if you want to know more about Azure, i'm sure they'd be happy to answer your questions
I DONT WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THEM, I NEED THEIR SECRETS. DIRTY STUFF THAT SHE WOULDNT TELL ME HERSELF. OBVIOUSLY.
What type of info are you looking for exactly?
INFO ABOUT THE HUMAN. I DOUBT YOU KNOW ANYTHING, YOU HUMANS NEVER KNOW ANYTHING.
how many lang u ages do you know? Which are your favorites?
TOO MANY. NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. YOU WOULDNT BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND MY ANSWER ANYWAY.
What happened to your floating? Have you just been content with living on the floor or can you physically not, not ment to be an insult, just curious
PERSONAL BIZ. IF YOU WANT INFORMATION FROM ME, YOULL HAVE TO OFFER SOMETHING FIRST.
I WILL SAY, CONSIDERING I CONTINUOUSLY COMPLAIN ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO REACH THE TOP SHELF, THE ANSWER IS PRETTY OBVIOUS. IDIOT.
Have you ever tried ice cream before? Do you have a favorite
HAVENT. NOT A SWEETS KINDA GUY. WE DO HAVE SOME, SO ONCE THE HUMAN WAKES UP I COULD ASK. ID GET IT MYSELF BUT. TOP SHELF.
Have you heard any other songs from panic at the disco? If so are there others you like?
IVE HEARD A COUPLE MORE. THEYRE EH. IM PARTUCULAR ABOUT MY MUSIC.
omg that sounds so cool!! Does it have a name, or.. ?
OF COURSE IT DOES. THIS KEYBOARD DOESNT HAVE THE NESSESARY CHARACTERS. YOU WOULDNT BE ABLE TO PRONOUNCE IT ANYWAY.
cmonnn! At least TRY to tell me. Please? Pretty please? With a cherry on top?
UUUGHH. IMAGINE YOUR HYDRA, EXCEPT A LOT MORE ABSTRACT. SORT OF. BEST WAY TO DESCRIBE IT. MORE VOIDY. ITS A VOID ANIMAL.
Don’t get so cockyy Your account will die down soon :)
EVERYTHING DIES DOWN EVENTUALLY. YOU'RE JUST PLAIN RUDE.
ummm.. both? Ig? One all-time, and one from this pathetic hunk of rock.
ON THIS ROCK, HUMANS. ALL TIME, YOU WOULDNT UNDERSTAND IF I ANSWERED ANYWAY.
Death of the bachelor is peak who did you get it from or is bill just a fan
AZURE SHOWED IT TO ME.
bill, whats your opinion on the song mind is a prison? do you have a favorite song on your playlist so far?
THE DUDE SINGING SOUNDS AWFUL.
DEATH OF A BACHELOR.
Prebby please feel free to comment on new lore drops and theories for how the story is gonna go and symbolism teehee
I dragged him shopping. We got more than 15 items at food city and they told us we couldn't use the self checkout... he argued until they caved😭😭
Hey dorito man, do you have a favorite tv show? Have you even ever watched tv before? You would probably like nerd shows like mythbusters or bill nye or theoretical math videos about portals maybe even cat videos.
EW, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I PREFER FAMILY COMEDY. KRAPOPOLIS. THE GREAT NORTH. YOU GET THE PICTURE.
bill: thoughts on azure? Also, ur favorite aesthetic?
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU GET A PEAK INTO MY THOUGHTS?
azure is such a pretty name, reminds me of the owl house tbh. lovely
Really?? I think I came up with it with BOTW in mind teehee thankee
favorite weapons and favorite aesthetic (for both)
The gaurdian sword from BOTW and the Dusk Claymore from TOTK. Two swords though. One for each hand. I don't really have a specific asthetic I like!
MYSELF IS A PRETTY GREAT WEAPON. AS FOR AESTHETIC? BLUE AND YELLOW.
(Dialouge)
IVE GOT A COUPLE GUESSES.
Shoot, nothing is stopping you.
CYAN? TURQUOISE? AFINA? SKY?
None of those. Getting close, though.
AZRAQ? CELESTE?
I didn't know Celeste was a shade of blue.
MORON... AOKI? AZURE?
Ah! Bingo!
AZURE? REALLY?
Yep! The prettiest shade my eyes can be.
CAN BE?
Slate eyes, they change. Blue, green, gray.
OH. THATS A THING?
Yeah. It's the way the light hits them, I think.
AND HERE I THOUGHT YOU WERE NORMAL.
Hah! Even if my physical form wasn't weird, I'm still mentally weird.
OBVIOUSLY.
Hey, we're both weird. Weirdos gotta stick together.
YEAH YEAH. WHATEVER.
..YOUD FIT IN WITH MY FRIENDS.
Oh?
OUTCASTS.
Hm. Normally I'd be insulted, but it's true.
TAKE IT AS A COMPLIMENT.
Does that mean you're an outcast?
[He didn't answer.]
YOU COULD SAY THAT.
Outcast fist bump?
[Azure held out her fist. Bill looked at it for a moment before fist-bumping it.]
SURE.
I think Bill would like Cards Against Humanity.
I've got a deck, but...sounds like chaos for another time 😓
i wonder how bill would feel if you showed him splatoon music lol
I had a splatoon playlist in the form of turf battle waiting room, intro, battle: start, battle songs, battle ending win theme AND THEY REMOVED THE BATTLE SONGS . IM SO SAD anyway I showed him Calimari Inknation 3mix and he thought It was mid (I'm so mad)