Iron Dad - Blog Posts
Tony (sleep deprived) : Come on kid move aside we need to analyse the place.
Peter (half asleep) : Mr. Stark...what are you doing here...
Tony (moving way too fast) : working on your new lab what else....
Peter : Whhaaaatttttt
Tony : Yeah...move outta way...
Peter : Does Mrs. Potts know that you are in my apartment at 4 in the morning.
Tony (vibrating ) : *_*
New headcanon tbh
Spider-Man (Peter Parker) is crazy strong, right?
Poor guy would probably break every stress ball in existence, without even trying.
So, hear me out: Custom made Vibranium stress ball!
He could probably put some kind of slime coating or smth to make sure he doesn’t cut himself on sharp metal, too.
With the added benefit of looking super badass to anybody watching/finding out what it's made of.
Can someone please write a one-shot?? Where the Avengers are jealous because Peter is spending all his time with his S/O (I really don't care who just no incest or st*taker or anything like that) so they insist that they all have a big like roast dinner or whatever but all the avengers agreed to just say really dirty things casually to mess with him like Bucky could be talking about training and say "I just rammed into Sam (winterfalcon for the win)" and everybody just acts like it's normal while Peter is over choking on his food or like Tony is talking about... idk what but he says "and he just came" and everybody is like 🙂 while Peter is just trying not to laugh and be mature but is hiding it really badly
It's so weird to see posts about Tony and Peter like scenes and stuff... and Immediately think "Oh, Nice! Starker" — and then read the #'s and not see Starker anywhere but see "Iron dad" and "Spider son" in it
But the post is SO STARKER, SO ROMANTIC. Like, how the fuck can you tell me it's just "Iron Dad & Spider son" and nothing else, huh? nah, bro😭💀🙏
But anyway... call it whatever helps you sleep at night ig 🤷♀️
~ mystisophia 🍒
Hear me out
Both Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark are Billionaires with to much money and never had a 'normal' childhood. So I saw this meme (go to the bottom to see meme) and I was like what if they were in the same universe so :
*Bruce calling Tony* (PS Tony knows Bruce is Batman)
Bruce: Hey Tony
Tony: Hey Bruce what do you need?
Bruce: I was looking online and it says that you own Netflix and I was wondering how much
Tony: How much what
Bruce: How much it takes to buy it
Tony: OH quick question. Why?
Bruce: Duke asked if I could get Netflix
Tony: Ok I made this mistake before. Go ask him if he wants a Netflix ACCOUNT
Bruce: O-k
*All Tony hears this*
Bruce:Hey Duke do you want a Neftlix account *a pause* Ok thank you chum
*Back to Tony*
Bruce: Ya so he says that he wants an account and what else he could be asking about
Tony: Thought so. Peter asked me the same thing and I made the same mistake
Bruce: Ok thank you Tony have a good evening
Tony: Bye Bruce
The Meme:
Another W.I.P piece of mine. It's a redraw of a few years ago. I tried doing the same picture, the first one turned out okay but I am pretty proud of this one. I love painting realism. I'm still trying to establish an art style that I can do on a daily basis that's quick but I love doing these every now and again.
I saw a really cute drawing on Pinterest of a family base and I immediately got inspiration to draw it for my Ironstrange Fanfic on A03, one of which I still need to complete. The picture is a work in-progress but I think it's cute so far. I'm just posting a bunch of work on here to get my stuff out there. So, don't mind me. Lol.
[Spider-man: Far From Home-trailer]
Peter: *gets Tony's glasses*
Peter: *sees the best places to get cheeseburgers*
Peter: oh my god
Happy: what wait what did you see did he left you a secret message or-
Peter: I never knew you could get the best cheeseburges there!
Happy:
Happy:
Happy: Tony honestly wtf
Happy: I don't even like that place's cheeseburgers
Tony: what did u say
steve: tony's been in his workshop for four days straight, what do we do?
peter: don't worry, i've got this.
peter, yelling: SPIDER-MAN IS A USELESS HERO AND WILL NEVER BE GOOD FOR ANYTHING
tony, crashing through wall: nOW LISTEN HERE YOU FUCKING JACKASS
Headcannon that Steve and Tony were married once upon a time and that Bucky was the babysitter for peter parker when they were busy. However Steve slowly started falling for Bucky and then they had this while babysitter romance and Steve and Tony got divorced (aka civil war). Then Tony met Dr strange and started to fall in love and now Peter has 4 dad's.