Peter: *texting happy* Happy! Help, I’m being kidnapped!
Happy: *replying* where are you?
Peter: I’m with some strange person! In a car. Help!
Happy: I’ll call Tony
Tony: *answering his cell* Y’ello?
Happy: where’s Peter? He told me that he’s being kidnapped.
Tony: Peter? Whaddya mean, he’s sitting in the back seat right her-
Tony:
Tony: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
Tony: *turns around in his seat to be facing Peter* UNDEROOS! MY GOATEE WILL GROW BACK!
Peter: *pushing himself against the car door* WHO ARE YOU?!
I saw Chef today, a sci-fi movie about an alternate dimension in which a mildly acerbic restaurant review on AOL can go viral.
[Spider-man: Far From Home-trailer]
Peter: *gets Tony's glasses*
Peter: *sees the best places to get cheeseburgers*
Peter: oh my god
Happy: what wait what did you see did he left you a secret message or-
Peter: I never knew you could get the best cheeseburges there!
Happy:
Happy:
Happy: Tony honestly wtf
Happy: I don't even like that place's cheeseburgers
Tony: what did u say