izuku and aizawa qoutes part 9!
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aizawa: You’d be stupid to lay a hand on me.
Izuku : Oh, you’d be surprised how much stupid shit I do.
aizawa : I'm not. I have to deal with it afterwards!
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Izuku : I know every song to ever exist it doesn't matter if it's from the past, present or the future.
midnight : Oh yeah? Then continue this.
midnight : I don't cook I don't clean-
Izuku : So let me tell you how I got this ring.
Izuku & midnight : .....
Izuku & midnight : GOBBLE ME, SWALLOW ME-
aizawa and the other ua teachers watching in horror : what the actual fuck.
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aizawa: An Apple a day keeps the Doctor away kid.
Izuku sleep deprived : An Apple a day can keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough sensei
aizawa : Oh....
class 1a : oh oh...
the league of villains : I'm scared...
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Izuku texting the heros and student chat again at 1am
brokenbones : Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.
sleepingbag : ...what happened?
brokenbones : I made a VERY bad mistake.
IamNOThere:.... young midoriya wtf
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aizawa lost of hope : Izuku , I need some advice.
Izuku mixing redbull and coffee into a 5 hour shot drink : You need advice from ME?
aizawa: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?
izuku nodding : mhm.... who died?
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aizawa, ordering Starbucks: Hey, I just got my heart broken, what do you recommend?
Izuku , who’s running the drive thru: …
Izuku : Tequila.
aizawa shocked : PROBLEM CHILD?
izuku : hey sensei
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