not my usual content or anything but here's an asoue headcanon:
Lemony's middle is Dante. Let me explain.
So everyone knows that scene in Vile Village where they talk about Dante, right? Like the guy who wrote Dante's Inferno? My headcanon is that Dante is Lemony's middle name.
Along with this I raise these full names for the snickets:
Katherine "Kit" Sappho Snicket
Jacques Whitman Snicket
Lemony Dante Snicket
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My headcanon is that all three snickets' middle names are named after poets.
Kit's middle name is after Sappho, a well known poet from Archaic Greece, and probably the first well known female poet.
Jacques's middle name is after Walt Whitman. Walt is well known for his poems "Song of Myself" and "When Lilacs Last in the Dooryard Bloomed".
Lemony's middle name– you already know after Dante and Dante's Inferno.
I just feel like their middle names are after famous poets.
But you guys know the drill by now: that's just my two cents!
Jacques: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Beatrice: >:O language
Kit: Yeah watch your fucking language
Esmé: OKAY WHO TAUGHT KIT THE FUCK WORD?
Olaf: 'The fuck word'.
Lemony: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Kit: Oh my god they censored it
Olaf: Say fuck, Lemony.
Kit: Do it, Lemony. Say fuck.