so you remember when alix’s pocket watch was introduced way back in season one, alim is like “ this was created by our ancestor who was ‘ahead of his time’” and then it’s revealed to be a miraculous after a couple of seasons. Then in season five, alim isn’t surprised when his daughter has to disappear from all existence basically — part of which came from the photos he was sent by future alix, yeah, but he had to of been just a little bit surprised. Yet he wasn’t.
All I’m saying is that alix kubdel’s ancestor could very well be the creator of the miraculous and nobody is talking about it.
ladybug: so yeah… i have a crush on bunnix
chat noir: me too
(fandom: me three)
ladybug: but she’s like 25 and lives in the future
chat noir: yeah this sucks
ladybug: … but alix is like 15
chat noir: oh
ladybug: and lives NOW
chat noir: oH
ladybug, yoyo-ing off suddenly: BRB I GOTTA GO TO THE LOUVRE
chat noir: hEY NO WAIT
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adrien: jalil, i would like to humbly request your sister’s hand in marriage
marinette, shoving him aside: dON’T LISTEN TO HIM, IT’S ME WHO WOULD LIKE TO REQUEST YOUR SISTER’S HAND IN MARRIAGE
adrien, elbowing her: she’s joking!! she’s joking it’s actually ME okay haha very funny marinette good joke
marinette: adrien you goddamn weasel stop trying to ruin my wedding
jalil:
jalil: alix what the FUCK is going on right now
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alix: nath i need you to hide me
nath: what why
alix: marinette and adrien have started acting weird around me and it’s really freaking me out–
marinette, from across the courtyard: omg alix!!! there you are!!!! *starts running over at top speed* i baked all these macarons specially for you please try some they’re heart-shaped and
alix: oh dear god there she is, NATH HIDE ME
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chat noir: hey my bunny lady, would you like this rose as a token of my l–
alix, walking fast: i am suddenly allergic to every flower sorry
chat noir: well how about a carrot instead? i could carve little hearts into it!
alix, walking faster: i need to turn into timebreaker and murder you again
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alix: so you’re telling me, marinette is ladybug and adrien is chat noir
fluff: yes
alix:
alix: okay that explains a lot
alix:
alix:
alix: i’m gonna go back in time and tell them
fluff: NO