James Wilson - Blog Posts
Knowing them this is actually hoes over bros
bros over hoes
Also seven episodes in, pretty sure that Wilson follows House around because he secretly has beef jerky in his pockets and Wilson is trying to nab it when he looks away. Also explains why Wilson gets so close to him and openly salivates when they're in the same room
Hey folks I’m watching House. I’m about 7 episodes in. When will they explain why Wilson follows House around like the specter of a dead wife determined to keep her widowed husband interested in living?
such a normal thing to say to ur bf about his boy best friend
more wilsnoopy and housestock <3
hilson episode masterlist
s1e5 damned if you do - house and wilson spend christmas together
s1e10 histories - wilson asks house to treat a patient
s1e18 babies & bathwater - vogler tries to get house removed from the hospital staff
s2e5 daddy's boy - $5000 is exchanged, wilson and house get dinner with house's parents
s2e7 all in - poker night benefit at ppth
s2e16 safe - prank war!
s2e19 house vs god - wilson tries to attend house's poker nights
s3e7 son of a coma guy - road trip and wilson interrogates house about stealing his pad, "maybe i don't want to push this until it breaks"
s3e22 resignation - wilson and house dose each other with ssris/speed
s4e1 alone - wilson kidnaps house's guitar
s4e3 97 seconds - "i love you", house helps wilson out of a funk
s4e12 don't ever change - house tries to break up amber and wilson
s4e16 wilson's heart - angst with a capital "A"
s5e4 birthmarks - wilson drags house to his father's funeral
s5e11 joy to the world - wilson bets house he can't receive a present from a patient
s5e15 the social contract - "does it bother you that we don't have a social contract?", wilson visits his brother
s5e23 "under my skin" - wilson tries to help house figure out his hallucinations
s6e3 epic fail - house tries out some new hobbies, wilson's along for the ride
s6e7 known unknowns - wilson is set to give a speech at an oncology conference
s6e10 wilson - "if you die, i'm alone"
s6e11 the down low - gay chicken
s6e13 moving the chain - house and wilson fight over their bathtub, leading to a prank war
s6e15 private lives - "be not afraid"
s6e16 black hole - house challenges wilson to furnish their apartment himself
s6e21 baggage - house moves out
s8e20 post mortem - wilson forces house out on a road trip
s7e5 unplanned parenthood - wilson and house struggle with babysitting
s7e19 last temptation - chicken bet
s8e2 transplant - house tries to win back wilson's affections
s8e14 love is blind - wilson, house, and house's mom shenanigans
s8e19 the c word - house takes care of wilson
s8e21 holding on - house is desperate for wilson to stay
s8e22 everybody dies - finale
Hello chat I spent my weekend stripping to Chappell Roan and beating House with a cane
I AM ONCE AGAIN APOLOGIZING!
I swear I haven’t forgotten but my job is hosting a shit ton of events this week for tdov and trans awareness so I’ve been bombarded with thousands of tedious tasks
I’m also busy preparing my drag number for Friday- just look at this wonderful promo image I made (graphic design is my passion) (joke)
Apologies for the delay on the Hilson drawing !!
Work and school are beating my ass - I’ll have time to do it this weekend tho 🙂↕️
Also… Is now a good time to tell y’all I’m doing Wilson drag next weekend or..
I met a dog that looked like James Wilson from House MD today
James Wilson
Asjem Nislow
Gregory House
Rorygeg Soheu
Made what I feel are the ugliest possible anagrams of their names but give it a shot if you think you can do worse
Calling Ao3- somebody write this! Oh the duo Wilson and House would make! Less like Hannibal and Will and more like Hannibal and Hannibal. Dangerous. Wilson manipulates them with his charm AND does most of the dirty work, while House delights in being the main suspect in all Wilson's killings. Because between the two of them, it would obviously be House. The police can never prove anything, because he's great at narrowly avoiding arrest, but if he is arrested, Wilson will break him out. Partners in crime. Yes.
Wilson looking for House in the morgue
This is actually an illusion by Tom Bagshaw for "Hannibal Rising," I saw it on Pinterest and thought of Wilson, and then did some digging so I could post it and credit the artist. Which makes sense, because I only just noticed the shadow is the deerman. Wilson as Hannibal AU??
Wilson looking for House in the morgue
This is actually an illustration by Tom Bagshaw for "Hannibal Rising," I saw it on Pinterest and thought of Wilson, and then did some digging so I could post it and credit the artist. Which makes sense, because I only just noticed the shadow is the deerman. Wilson as Hannibal AU??
Hey guys sorry for the 2 posts about brine shrimp Wilson Tumblr glitched (view attached)
Wilson is cute like a brine shrimp (view attached)
James Wilson is cute like a brine shrimp (view attached)
Guys I had a dream that Wilson from House MD got really sick and I (Gregory House Himself) was carrying him around for help and. listen. he was so SMALL.
Wilson was so small and light to carry he was such a poor little guy 🥺 my little Wilson. fully grown man but it gave me the same joy of carrying a small sleeping kitten.
ANYWAYS this police lady came and took my Wilson from me!!!! She was like "I got him from here, we all love Wilson, here ya go" and then she handed me a Wilson coloring page to keep me entertained without the real Wilson 😭 I don't like coloring pages. I colored outside the lines. Fuck crayons!!!
Guys I had a dream that Wilson from House MD got really sick and I (Gregory House Himself) was carrying him around for help and. listen. he was so SMALL.
Wilson was so small and light to carry he was such a poor little guy 🥺 my little Wilson. fully grown man but it gave me the same joy of carrying a small sleeping kitten.
ANYWAYS this police lady came and took my Wilson from me!!!! She was like "I got him from here, we all love Wilson, here ya go" and then she handed me a Wilson coloring page to keep me entertained without the real Wilson 😭 I don't like coloring pages. I colored outside the lines. Fuck crayons!!!
also "you want to find out, he's pining" is very heterosexual statement
and answering to this whole monologue "is there?" is very very "heterosexual friendship" coded.
yes, every aspect of all of this is very heterosexual.
The hopeful "is there?" PLEASE HE WAS MISSING WILSON SM I AM A CHILD OF DIVORCEE
An hour of enrichment a day keeps your pet house tamed for a while
when I say I want threesome, that's what I mean. i need this formula exactly
both of them are so hot every time i see them on screen together i get so filled with lust that i immediately pass out and bleed out on the floor. house would have killed himself if they made out once
mfs act like they broke up and they actually kinda did???
breaking up without actual relationship hits the hardest, I guess
(and can we just focus for a moment on Wilson's puppy eyes I can't)
nah bc what the hell, is this shit even "you want to move on from me" like WHAT
gay people can't say I love you they always have to pull some shit like spying on u, invading your privacy and then knocking at the door and first thing about they ask is cancer which is not cancer
and yeah sitting at the floor of your "ex" best friend, office and sadly staring into a distance is also very straight thing to do
they are gay for each other, you honor.
I don’t even have to babygirlify that man, he does it all by himself
LowTierGreg
when i get a boy that i love a lot im going to make his ringtone the dancing queen by abba too
I think Wilson is my fav character because he's just as insane as House you just don't notice it because he's nicer. House will say some crazy shit like "I'm going to experiment on a pregnant woman" and Wilson is the type to go "yeah that sounds like something you'd do" then help with zero convincing needed. An entire episode where he made an enemy of a billionaire and got fired because his best buddy who commits medical malpractice every single day was being scrutinized. House could literally text him "let's quit our jobs and start an emo band" and Wilson will be at his door in ten minutes saying "this is a terrible idea" with a guitar on his back
dogboy hilson and hetalia.. crossover welxome to hell