Jayus Asks - Blog Posts
-stares at you suspiciously-
Hmm…
…
-approval-
Yes, hi, hello, greeting, salutations! You seem like a nice person. Nice persons are good.
Yes.
Hmm. Must double check.
What does Jazz think?
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Jazz?
Oh, there he is-
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Yes, Jazz agrees. Good person.
-pat pat-
Excellent.
Thou hast prevailed through the checking of goodness.
Well done.
We shall be taking our leave now.
-dramatic cape swoosh-
*tilts head curiously at a 45 degree angle*
*blinks again rapidly as I receive headpats with a slow growing crooked grin*
Affection? For me? Oh happy day!
Howdy Friendo and welcome to my crazy little corner of tumblr! Thank you so much for dropping by and for the added smile! I don't get many visitors in my inbox, so it is always a treat Don't be a stranger and know you are appreciated!
Hey, how are you so amazing??????
Heh that's the last name don't wear it out 😉👉🏼👉🏼
Well according to Jim Rohn, “You are the average of the 5 people you spend the most time with.”
Soooo….who says that I'm not just trying to become amazing like you through simple osmosis?
*looks at this with a shrug*
Fire away folks
Honesty Hour, Ask me anything! Nothing will go unanswered
Bro, I wanted to ask you some of the TMNT ask questions, but I realized I already know the answers to most of them 😆. And that is absolutely not a bad thing!! So, how about 18, 29, and 33?
SHORTCAKE MAH BELOVED! 🧡 Why did I know that you wouldn’t let me down on this 😆 Still thank you for indulging in my in mah chirpiness
*rubs hands excitedly as I lower my glasses to view the questions and answers in Donnie voice* Now let’s see what we have over heeeraaah…
~#18 Favorite villain eh? Oooo this one is tricky but I’d have to say it’s a toss up between Big Mama and Baron Draxum. Big Mama because she’s the type of person you can’t keep tabs on and therefore have no idea how to engage. I also love how she speaks not going to lie.
Brain Draxum (specifically in fanfics) is ruthless in trying to achieve his goals and it’s terrifying to see the negative side of passion. Luckily for me tho, we get a redemption arc and he’s on the turtles side now As A DaD! Well…sorta… and you know I’m always here for found family.
Do want to give a shout out to the classic 80’s Shredder and Kraang because they have the most old married couple kind of relationship that always makes me laugh.
~#29 One of my headcannon eh? Ooooo girl you know I have so many. But one that’s always stuck with me is Mikey (no matter the iteration) is actually the most effective and skilled ninja of the whole team. Leo is disciplined, Donnie is a problem solver and Raph is strong, but Mikey because of his out of the box thinking and natural connection abilities is the most adaptable to all situations and therefore knows how to interact with his environment.
It really frustrates me that his brothers don’t seem to recognize this, so he just willing plays the fool because that’s everything everyone expects from him.
He also canonly has the most successful kills out of all the brothers which is interesting to me.
~#33 Hmmmm….you know…honestly I’d have to say the short stories that I write with you. They really helped stretch me as a writer which I really appreciate.
Either that or my edits. I honestly have a lot of fun messing with edits.
Thank you my dear for the asks! Much love and affection to you always! 🙏🏼🧡
Anonymous opinions?
Well, you are one of the sweetest people I've ever met an absolute peach :]
Noooooooooo no her not. I’m not sweet! I’m spicy! *said in my niece’s 3 year old voice*
Thank you tho, Nonnie, this made my morning ☺️
I’m genuinely surprised someone actually looked at my tumblr and did this, so thank you for taking the time out of your day to be kind. That’s very brave. In fact, if anybody is sweet, it’d be you 😉👉🏼👉🏼🧡
*rolls hand with an authoritative air*
I was requested by @magicmike5000 to share my opinion about what I think of Mikey, and I simply can not refuse such an opportunity to rave about one of the most intricate and fascinating characters of TMNT franchise.
*pushes up glasses with a clearing of my throat* Behold the ramblings of an insane person:
*I love how Mikey is unapologetically himself at all times, in all things and in all places
*I think he’s an incredible asset to the team who is unfortunately underestimated and appreciated.
*I be always affectionately considered him to be the the cheese that holds this whole turtle pizza together and it just wouldn’t be the TMNT without him.
*Mikey has fascinating undeveloped and growing potential that is so unfairly unexplored.
*His simple pure goodness is far reaching and a total game changer which I absolutely adore.
*He’s one of those rare few good people and I genuine believe that he’s the type of person where the world is a better place simply because he’s in it
*Mikey is refreshingly emotionally intelligent, empathetic, spiritually intuitive, and is CANONLY the most suited for ninjitsu out of all of his brothers.
*He’s a subtle master at ninjitsu due to his flexibility and adaptability.
*Mikey is fascinating to study in action because due to his ADHD it allows him to react quickly and work with what he has within the environment.
*It doesn’t matter his size or strength (even though he is woefully under appreciated for his strength) m because he knows how to use energy and motion against his opponents on MANY different facets.
*Mikey also doesn’t even necessarily needs to be the smartest either because he knows how to read the situation and interact with people and situations of all types.
*Bottom line, I love Mikey and I personally affronted that he is so unexplored as a character. It’s a down right CRIME I tell y’all that he and I can’t be besties because I feel like we would vibe like none other🧡
WHAT ABOUT MIKEY
*tilts head with a confused smile*
Howdy there friend? What about Mikey hon?
I’m sorry but I am the confusion 👉🏼😅👈🏼
WHAT ABOUT MIKEY
*tilts head with a confused smile*
Howdy there friend? What about Mikey hon?
I’m sorry but I am the confusion 👉🏼😅👈🏼
@saspas-corner No U
You give off thunder vibes
*Liam Nelson Voice* I know who you are. I will find you, and I will fight you.
*hands on hips* There’s nothing subtle or epic about me, Broski. I’m literally the definition of loud and proud. That makes me lightning and aggressive sunshine. We’ve talked about this.
I will fight you both
You give off thunder vibes
*Liam Nelson Voice* I know who you are. I will find you, and I will fight you.
*hands on hips* There’s nothing subtle or epic about me, Broski. I’m literally the definition of loud and proud. That makes me lightning and aggressive sunshine. We’ve talked about this.
You give off thunder vibes
*Liam Nelson Voice* I know who you are. I will find you, and I will fight you.
*hands on hips* There’s nothing subtle or epic about me, Broski. I’m literally the definition of loud and proud. That makes me lightning and aggressive sunshine. We’ve talked about this.
How you simultaneously give off the vibes of a middle schooler and a middle aged woman i will never know. more power to you, honestly. have fun! /gen
You know to be honest, I really don’t know either. Everybody’s just confused. I was once described as having 54 year old grandpa energy paired with a 5 year old girl. 😶🫤 Take that as you will.
Also
Somebody was interested enough to ask me something?!?! I am so confused but flattered. Thank you Anon wherever you are in the world today, totally made my day. Thanks friend 😆🙌🏼🧡