Jeff The Killer - Blog Posts
Jeff: Ej just texted me back “lmao” from the other room.
Jeff: I hear no laughing
Jeff: I'm friends with a laugh liar
Liu: what are you doing?
Jeff: Offering moral support
Liu: You have morals?
Jeff: No, but I support those who do.
Slenderman: I just saw a bunch of dead bodies in the yard.
Slenderman: Do you have anything to do with that, Jeff?
Jeff: Why do you always automatically assume it's me?
Slenderman: ...
Jeff: ....
Jeff: Alright it was me!
Jeff: You have my knife!
Jane, smirking: This thing?
Jeff: What, is this the part where you say "come and get-
Jane: *throws knife out the window*
Jeff: My knife!
Jeff: If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con'
Jeff: And the opposite of 'progress' is 'congress'
Jeff: Then the opposite of Constitution is p-
Ej: Let me stop you right there
*Jeff and Sally set the kitchen on fire*
Jeff: FUCK WE NEED AN ADULT!
Sally: Jeff you are the adult!
Jeff: OH FUCK!
Jeff: WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT, CALL SLENDERMAN!
Say it
Hoodie: If a demon possessed me, I’d just say oh cool take it from here and good luck
Liu: My seduction style is genuinely caring about your life and just wanting you to be happy
Eyeless jack: Do you ever just get the urge to tell someone to shut up even if they’re not talking
Jeff: Can pushing people away be considered a talent because I think I’m a natural
Ben: Would you fuck a clone of yourself?
Ticci toby: Yes.
Masky: No.
Eyeless jack: I don't want to fuck my clone because it would be gay sex and I'm not gay.
Jane: I'm not gay, but I would totally fuck my clone.
hoodie: I'm gay, but I still don't want to fuck my clone, that's gross and weird.
Laughing jack: I don't want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is that strong.
Nina: I'd totally want to fuck my clone because I want to know if I'm good in bed.
bloody painter: I'd fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck me than me?
Homicidal liu: I'd totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone I'd be embarrassed to ask someone else to do.
Jason: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.
Puppeteer: It's basically the same thing as masturbating, right? So no big deal.
Dollmaker: It's not the same as masturbating, it'd be like having sex with your twin — wrong and bad!
Clockwork: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil?
Jeff the killer: Not only would I have sex with my clone, I'd probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that's how pro-clone fucking I am.
slendeman: You guys are nasty and I'm frankly a little concerned.
Missing
Jeff: Have you seen my life jack? I can't find it
eyeless jack: Kind of like your parents
Jeff:...
Jeff: Okay first of all FUCK YO-
surrender
Eyeless jack: t's a white flag, you might as well start giving up
Jeff: The only thing I'll be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother.
Ben::o
Eyeless jack: the fuc-
You’re just stupid
Jeff the killer:[running around hysterically]
Maksy: Stop running!
Masky: You’re not a freak!
Masky: You’re just stupid!
Perfect
Jeff the killer: I never brag
eyeless jack: you once called yourself ‘proof of god’s existence’
Dating tips
Jeff the killer:DATING TIP! Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off it’s hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. ESTABLISH YOUR DOMINANCE!!!
Eyeless jack: I can see now why you’re still single
Insults
Hoodie: You’re stupid
Toby laughing:That’s it?
Hoodie: Give it time, It’ll eat at you
*later*
Toby: am I stupid?
Jeff:yeah, a little
Toby: Damn him
Liu: I got a bad feeling about this
Jeff: What do you mean?
Liu: Don’t you ever hear that little voice in your head that tells you if something is going to get you into trouble?
Jeff: no?
Liu: That actually explains a lot
difficult personality
Slenderman: Describe yourself in one word
Jeff: indescribable
Omg I love himsm.
my jeff! i need to update the ref for him
some blood
Song: bigmouth strikes again(2017 master) - The Smiths.
Just a small misunderstanding between them, don't take it seriously. The second part of this will be released later, but vice versa.
I haven't been here for so long.
Of course, during this time I changed several fandoms, first I updated the hyperfixation to billford, I watched Pirates of the Caribbean and toy story, and now I'm going crazy about Greek mythology. In general, I moved away from creepypasta for a while and I'm not sure I'll come back here, but in any case, I'm in such a mood today. I don't know what to do with this account, maybe sooner or later I'll start drawing something completely different.
hola!! just wanted to say that i LOVEEE how u draw benjeff, so beautiful and perfect. 😭🙏 im hoping to see more of them in your style. :D also, do u know any other benjeff artists you recommend? :( there are very few of us who shipp them now i think (we dont even have fics lol). 😞
hope u had a nice day!! <3
HII thanks a lot! :3
Unfortunately, I do not know any artists who would paint them on a regular basis, but you can find enough content on benjeffs here:
tumblr:
@d4sgl4s
@thesonofallthingsunnecessary
@fantauno
@thrilll-killl
@creepy-can
X:
@pink_halley
and also, if you search well for the tags killerdrowned and codedkiller
good luck!
Icant thisissosilly
The first picture is BEN's fav ice cream
The second picture Jeff's fav
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oh my god what did i just create
BEN drowned
Jeff the Killer
In my mind
Idk how to draw snide characters, I have trouble drawing emotions, so I would like to draw BEN as a mocking and harmful scumbag BUT I CANT
benjeffs kiss art be careful okay I'm embarrassed
It was a joke at first, but I liked it. Thank you for your activity, im very pleased, mb I'll draw BENjeffs in this form again heheHhehe
In my humble opinion, Jeff hated the feelings he had for this self-driving little devil. This weakness did not allow him to enjoy his favorite activities, even such as killing people in the wilderness of country houses, it became routine for him. He brought the knife over the victims as if through a column of water and exhausted himself faster than usual each time. And BEN's presence made the situation worse, making Jeff even more nervous. God, no, he wasn't shaking like a little girl. He showed his temper, aggression, and impatience. BEN knew what was going on, he has an amazing ability to read people and see their actions through the prism of feelings and sensations. Therefore, Jeff's behavior was a game for him, as he had fun with a new technique that he had taken away from a new victim. At first, this was the case, before BEN himself became interested in getting deeper into the pale killer's head, even in the literal sense, which caused his body to glitch and disappear far into the codes of any programs. He didn't run away from his feelings like Jeff, but instead tricked Jeff into confessing his feelings (it was the best moment of his life, I guess, I mean, Jeff's reaction to being tricked should have been seen). Jeff didn't have to wait for BEN's answer.
Erm umm ughh huh awkward