Emily: [comes home and JJ is waiting for her in the living room]
Emily: Am I in trouble?
JJ: Have a guess
Emily: No?
JJ: Have another guess
Emily *unbuttoning shirt*: God it’s so hot in here.
JJ: I know that but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?
JJ: The food is too hot, I can’t eat it.
Emily: You’re too hot and I still eat you.
JJ: *blushes*
Emily: *winks at her*
Rossi: One dinner. I just want ONE GODDAM DINNER.
Emily watching JJ give birth: I didn’t know it came with a leash.
Doctor: Ma’am, that is the umbilical cord.
Hotch: We need to talk about-
Emily: The house was already on fire when I got there.
Emily: What?
Hotch: What?
Emily: The stars are beautiful tonight.
Spencer: Yeah.
Emily: You wanna know who else is beautiful?
Spencer: Who?
Emily: JJ.