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I just had the most incredible phone sex!!
It was 1am and I decided to take a little walk. I found a bench by a roadside and sat down. I was so horny after scrolling through tumblr for a good 20 minutes on my walk so I took my little cock out and started to stroke...
Needless to say, it wasn't long before I was edging, staring at all of the gorgeous hard cocks and hot trannys on my phone screen.
All this time, I had kept an eye out for any other late-night wanderers. A couple of cars had driven past, but I didn't care about them seeing this pathetic little gooned out faggot jerking himself silly on a bench by the side of the road.
I couldn't stand it anymore... I needed someone to tell me just how fucking filthy I was, how much of a nasty pervert wanker I am. So I rang my favourite phone sex line and within a couple of minutes, I was talking to a filthy mouthed bitch, the phone beside me on the bench on loudspeaker, me on my knees, drooling with lust, her shouting at me, telling me how disgusting I was, how much of a perv I was, how pathetic I was, getting me to beg to suck on her boyfriend's huge black cock like the worthless little sissy faggot I am.
And I exploded.
It was the most I've cum and the hardest i've cum in a looooong time.
I managed to catch most of it in my hand and greedily slurped it all up, as per her instruction.
I think it's safe to say, I'll be calling her again!
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