Jeonghan: hi, Mingyu, my love.
Seungcheol: what?
Jeonghan: shit! i meant Joshua. Hello, dearest.
Seungcheol: 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁?!
Jeonghan: seokmin. 𝙨 𝙚 𝙤 𝙠 𝙢 𝙞 𝙣. is what i actually meant. Apologies.
Seungcheol: IM YOUR HUSBAND.
Jeonghan: *hesitantly* .... ˢᵉᵘⁿᵍᶜʰᵉᵒˡ?
Seungcheol: *distant sounds of their [non-existent] shared home burning
Jeonghan: I am a man of high standards.
Josh or Seungcheol: [ exists ]
Jeonghan: Damn. He's meeting all my standards.