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posting unfinished work/discarded sketches pt. 3
actually itâs not unfinished, just the good part of a piece I donât like
+ a coloured version
Dad Dancing, ft. Uncle Jimmy The Betrayor
Joanna just wanted to come to Take Your Kid To Space Day. Maybe see some lab equipment. Sit in the Chair. Meet a Vulcan. Instead, she is related to Bones, who is An Embarrassment.
Currently writing a fic post AOS Into Darkness where Jim wakes up at the end but instead of in the hospital is back at his first day at the academy with 3 years counting down to the events of the first movie.
Would anyone be interested in beta reading? The idea is that through his efforts he slowly becomes more like TOS Jim. Reach out, pls lmk, itâs in rough drafting right now and could use some eyes on it
The concept of Jim Kirk as science officer and Spock as captain cracks me up. Thereâs Spock trying to run a smooth logical operation and then thereâs Jim âhold my beerâ kirk in science running outlandish experiments just cause and driving Spock nuts.
5 + 1 things
outsider POV on spirk
can read as queerplatonic romance/ pre-slash / friendship / soulmates
a litte bit of adventure
they looove each other but nobody gets it
Read here > https://archiveofourown.org/works/43880656/chapters/110329519
â = completed Ⲡ= explicit content
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Like Tears in Rain - 9.7k words â
The first time Spock sees Jim in the Starfleet Academy library, he doesn't expect to form an attachment that will lead to a decade of heartbreak and longing.
The King's Gambit - 8.9k words ââ˛
Jim and Spock meet as teenagers during an online chess tournament and become close friends over time. When Jim finally visits Vulcan after several years, their friendship turn into something more.
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek: Into Darkness - Fandom
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James T. Kirk/Spock
Characters: James T. Kirk, Spock (Star Trek), Leonard "Bones" McCoy, Crew of the Starship Enterprise
Additional Tags: Pon Farr (Star Trek), Fuck Or Die, which comes with the pon farr, Possessive Behavior, Possessive Spock (Star Trek), Protectiveness, Protective Spock (Star Trek), Spock Loves James T. Kirk, Movie: Star Trek: Into Darkness (2013), very, Temporary Character Death, cause jim is dead for literally a second, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Sweet Sex, how is that not a tag??, Memory Loss, but only a little from pon farr, no angst from that, Hand & Finger Kink
For the gift exchange I was asked for: Aos!Kirk's near death triggers a pon far in aos!spock which results in the two of them finally being open about their feelings before aos!Spock succumbs to the plak tow and dies (fuck or die)
I added a bit of the requested hand/finger focus too, but probably not as much as I could, sadly
For @bloodspeckledraphael for the gift exchange held by @startrekwintergiftexchange
These recs are made of fics that are about Tarsus IV or reference Tarsus IV. Hope you enjoy.Â
Rivers by n_anon on archiveofourown. Rated Mature. Summary: A tale of two people averse to the concept of destiny, but who canât seem to escape it.
The Cave by elospock on archiveofourown. Rated Mature. Summary: Most probably a slow K/S, post-STID. After Khan was defeated, the Enterprise was given a five-year mission to explore the uncharted and the unknown. However, things seem to be quite rocky between Captain James T. Kirk and his First Officer Spock. And they donât seem to get any better as Kirkâs past resurfaces in disquieting circumstancesâŚThe rating might have to be changed to rape/non-con and graphic depiction of violence, though it doesnât concern the first chapters. It might eventually get pretty intense, though that part of the story is not written yet. Not for the fainthearted (though I donât know, it might not be that extreme⌠better be safe than sorry, in any case! And I donât want to mislead anybody either!)LLAP!
Five People Who Were Affected by Kirkâs Death by Starsinger on fanfiction.net. Rated Teen. Summary: And One Whose Death Affected Him. Okay, so Iâm trying my hand at this five things thing, and itâll probably be lame. Who knows? I donât.
Jimâs Haunting Past by kiylitier on fanfiction.net. Rated Teen. Summary:Jim and Bones are contacted to secretly meet Pike at Star Fleetâs headquarters. But when attacked in an alleyway injuring Kirk, a figure appears to bring back memories that were buried deep. Kirk goes instantly into PTSD causing Bones to worry about his friends. Who is this figure? What causes Jim to act so irrationally? A fight to save each others lives begin. Kirk/McCoy Injured
Murderer, Myself by heathersdomain on archiveofourown. Rated Teen. Summary: Anton Karidian is dead - shot by his own daughter, who had been aiming for Captain Kirk when Karidian stepped in the way.But thereâs more to it than that. It doesnât take Spock long to see the discrepancy, to notice the difference, to realize its implications. The problem is, what to do once heâs realized the truth: that Karidian died because Captain Kirk allowed him to?Post The Conscience of the King.
What You Are by melonbutterfly on archiveofourown. Rated Teen. Summary: Spock and Jim are getting closer and closer, gravitating towards each other. Theyâre not quite there yet, though, and Jim has something important to tell Spock.
Test of Time by notboldly on archiveofourown. Rated Explicit. Summary: While balancing between two sides of a war, Jim is forced back in time to relive his worst memories.
Strength of Men by 1lostone on archiveofourown. Rated Explicit. Summary: While a deadly disease incapacitates the Enterprise, an old enemy of Jimâs forces him to remember his time on Tarsus IV. Spock finds Kirkâs pain unacceptable.UPDATE: 7, August 2015. Wow, this fic is five years old and Iâve changed a LOT as a writer since then. I hope, anyway. With the help of FoxyK Iâm finally getting around to betaing this for typos. Most of the fic- plot points, etc- should stay the same, unless one of us finds something especially cringe-worthy!
Melt This Frozen Heart by Boonaddicious on archiveofourown. Rated Teen. Summary: Kirk receives a unique gift on an away mission - a gift that will bring his fears to the light, and test his relationship to the most important person in his life.âKirk took a deep breath and dropped his impromptu weapon. The energy had left his hands, but adrenaline still pumped through his system. He knew this would require quite a bit of explanation, but the sheer elation of having beaten this psycho with some preternatural ability made him feel like he could walk on water. However, his mood darkened when he turned to look at Spock.Spock was gripping his injured arm as he sat on the ground, and was staring at Jim with unmasked fear.â
the violence of comets by viverella on archiveofourown. Rated Teen. Summary: Jim has never once, in his life, believed in love. He wears his bare skin with only his own tattoo circling his ankle as a badge of honor.He meets a man named Leonard McCoy on a shuttle in Riverside, Iowa who believes exactly the opposite.(That AU in which everyone is born with a unique tattoo on their ankle that no one else has and every time you fall in love, their tattoo appears somewhere on your body.)
Crash of Expectations by vamprav on archiveofourown. Rated Teen. Summary: In another place, in another time Kirk hacked into the Kobayashi Maru and broke it. In this place and in this time Kirk hacks and the Kobayashi Maru and fixes it. But whatâs different about him, what made him change his mind. The answer is obvious of course. In that other place and in that other time Kirk was fully human. In this place and in this time he isnât. (Another TâPring on Tarsus IV fic.)
His fatherâs eyes by Captain_Mercurian on archiveofourown. Rated Not Rated. Summary: âI found Georgeâs son,â Pike told him 21 years later with a gentle and somewhat guilty expression on his aging face. Spock felt numb all over. âHe was rotting in Iowa and I convinced him to join Starfleet.â There was a slight pause. âHe has Georgeâs eyes.â
Jimâs Wounds by slytheringreen91 on fanfiction.net. Rated Mature. Summary: Jim beams back from the Narada with some ânot so superficialâ wounds. What happens when Bones and Spock find out? Rating for language only.
Harnessing Starfire by Sherza on archiveofourown. Rated Teen. Summary: The Enterprise has a crew unlike any other. They are the best and brightest that Starfleet has to offer, the vast majority of them are painfully young, and they are largely untried. They are led by the most unpredictable and explosive duo that has ever graced Starfleet Command.Alpha and Beta Quadrants are reeling under the after-effects of Neroâs second rampage. The Klingon Empireâs fleet has been gutted. The Romulans are ominously silent. The shattered remnants of the Vulcans are desperately trying to save their culture and their people.All eyes are on the Enterprise, the boatload of children who succeeded where an entire armada failed. Depending on who you talk to, they are heroes, villains, or ignorant, blindingly lucky upstarts. After their rather explosive beginning, how will the Enterprise and her command crew fare?
Space Husband Ficlet Collection by Phyona on archiveofourown. Chapter Summary: Kirk was saved from Tarsus IV by Vulcans when he was fourteen, but the memory of Kodos the Executioner and his child soldiers still haunts him. It takes another Vulcan to save him when a man resembling Kodos comes aboard the Enterprise, reminding Kirk that he never truly escaped his past.Based on 'The Conscience of the Kingâ from Star Trek TOS. Mentions of trauma, panic attacks, and starvation. (Link takes you to the chapter about Tarsus IV.)
Not This Time on SineadRivka on archiveofourown. Rated Teen. Summary: The crack of rock startled Spock, causing him to bark for a status update from Chekov. He wrapped an arm around his motherâs waist, fingers gripping hard enough that he hoped he wouldnât bruise his human parent. And then the ground gave way. Distantly, the words, âIâm losing them, Iâm losing them!â echoed from the communicator clipped to his belt.White surrounded them, and he felt himself falling âŚ
Overcast Horizons by Ael on archiveofourown. Rated Not Rated. Summary:  Spending three years exploring deep space is starting to take its toll on the crew of the Enterprise. The discovery of a new planet should be routine, but this time, the consequences are greater than anyone was expecting.A rewrite of Star Trek Beyond, in the mutantverse.
To the Sea and the Sun by perhapsoneday on archiveofourown. Rated Teen. Summary: Everyoneâs heard of the Kelvin Incident. The same canât be said for the Massacre of Tarsus IV, or even the name James T. Kirk. But for every two things that change, at least one remains the same.
Genesis by beamirang on fanfiction.net. Rated Teen. Summary: A Captain is all things to all people. Jim is running on fumes, and it takes more than good luck and nerves of steel to be the leader the crew of the Enterprise need.
Men and Monsters by Aneeta Potter on fanfiction.net. Rated: Teen. Summary: Kirkâs never really come to terms with the mess of his life before Starfleet, opting instead to ignore it. But when (one of) his childhood monsters reappears his past slams into the present.
The Reminders of Yesterday by Nibelethe on fanfiction.net. Rated Teen. Summary: During a routine mission, two years after the Narada incident, the Enterprise beams its Captain and away-team back from an uninhabited planet, only to find them drastically altered. No Pairings.
When Q Becomes Your Last ChanceâŚÂ  by  whiteraven1606 on livejournal. Rated NC-17. Summary: Jim Kirk gets himself de-aged and his crew canât figure out a way to fix it until Spock Prime makes a suggestion that leads to drastic actions.
Reunited by golden_rhythm on livejournal. Rated Not Rated. Summary: Written for this prompt on st_xi_kink: So, how about Kevin gets assigned to the Enterprise, and Kirk instinctively becomes big brother protective over the guy, even putting friendships and relationships on hold for Kevin(but no sacrificing the ship for him)! Taking a hit or almost dying for Kevin on a mission is fun!! Angst ensues!Â
Streetlight People by adyblahblah on livejournal. Rated NC-17. Summary: AU. Strangers waitin up and down the boulevard, their shadows searchinâ in the night.  Streetlight people, living just to find emotion; hiding somewhere in the night.
Marching On by Rusting Roses on livejournal. Rated R. Summary: For the Tarsus IV fic challenge #29: I want to see Jim forced to relive Tarsus IVâbut not just because some aliens were sadistic or whatever, but as a testâand I would love the reward to be one of two things 1) either Vulcan is restored or 2) Amanda is alive again. Iâll make you wait til the end to see which one I picked. The title is taken from the OneRepublic song Marchin On.Â
The Handmaid of Genius by ladyblahblah on archiveofourown. Rated Teen. Summary: For the [info]trek_hc fic exchange.  When the replicators go offline, Jim reacts unexpectedly.
Wholesome Heart by WerewolvesAreReal on m.fanfiction.net. Rated Teen. Summary: 14 year old James Kirk finally encounters someone else on Tarsus IV, the first ray of hope heâs encountered since the takeover. Mirrorverse, Tarsus ficlet.
Anything by IvanW on archiveofourown. Rated Explicit. Summary: Spock would do anything to be with JimâŚfor real.
Timeâs Divergence by logical_stimuli on livejournal. Rated Not Rated. Summary: Written for st_xi_kink http://community.livejournal.com/st_xi_kink/4104.html?thread=9589768#t9589768 Letâs pretend that Spock Prime came through the same time Nero did, and Kirk lost both parents in the attack. Spock Prime raises Kirk, teaching him all he needs to know. Bonus points if Kirk ends up meeting nuSpock.You own my soul if you include the line: âHe is just like you Jim. A bit more calm, a bit more knowledgeable, but I can see you in every move he makes. Youâd be proud of him, dear friend.â
canât watch you drown anymore, my friend by pieandsouffle on archiveofourown. Rated Teen. Summary: Normally, Nyota is happy than usual when Kirk shuts his stupid mouth. But this kind of quietness⌠it doesnât make her happy. It just doesnât feel right.
Mckirk fic, Tarsus IV, focused on friendship between Jim and the crew.
âIâve been thinking about Tarsus IV.â
âWhat about it?â Bones asks gently after Jim has remained silent for a few long minutes.
âIâve been wanting to contact the other eight.â
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Jim has a very important decision to make and turns to the ones he love for advice, but things donât go as planned and his most privateâs secret gets exposed for the whole universe to scrutinize.
[Read this on AO3]
oooh, I have a prompt: Bones somehow learns that Jim was on Tarsus
Itâs Pike who tells him.
Leonard has known Jim for over two years now and theyâve been inseparable ever since. He is a man of science, a doctor, he knows that nothing is promised in life. He has lost so much throughout his years - his father, his marriage, his daughter - but he has one certainty left.
Itâs that Jim Kirk will be in his life one way or another.
Others must see it too, because one day Bones is called to Pikeâs office, and Pike tells him.
âI know how important you are to Jim,â he tells him.
âI also know how important Jim is to you,â he tells him.
âThatâs why Iâve decided to tell you something that Jim wonât tell you.â
And Pike tells him, âIâm only telling you so that you now, so that you understand him more.â
And Pike tells him, âYou must never tell him you know.â
âWhat are you saying?â Bones asks, lips pressed together, heart beating fast against his rib cage.
âJim was on Tarsus IV. Jim is a Tarsus Nine.â
Bones feels the world shattering around him, and yet when he opens his eyes again, breathless and cold, nothing has changed in the world apart from his perception of it.
That night, he doesnât come back to his room.
He walks and walks, thinking so many thoughts at the same time that he canât come up with anything, and his mind is like a storm and heâs in the eye of it, and everything around him is moving but heâs not really there.
Jim was on Tarsus IV. Jim is a Tarsus Nine.
Itâs unfair, he wants to scream, itâs so wrong. Not Jim, not bright strong beautiful Jim.
And yet it makes sense, a terrible maddening sense. Jimâs fixation on food, the way he always makes sure everyone else is eating before he starts on his own plate, or how he has secret stashes of food, just in case, he says.
It explains the nightmares too, and the sleepless nights, and the heaviness in his eyes he gets sometimes, or how old he appears at times, drained and overcome.
That explains also Jimâs strength. Jimâs courage and unwavering sense of justice. His kindness, his softness also, hidden away under a carefree mask.
âIâm only telling you so that you know, so that you understand him more,â Pike told Bones and Bones understands Jim more than ever.
He also loves and respects him more than ever.
Bones comes back to their room as the sun rises.
âWhere were you, man? I was worried sick. Oh, shit, are you okay? Fuck, what happened?â
Bones says nothing. He takes a step towards his friend - amazing and heroic - and puts his arms around him, and holds him tight.
âBones?â
âI just need you to be here. Please.â
He can feel Jim nod, âOkay. I can do that.â
They wonât mention this again, but now Bones knows, and he understands.
I love listening to music to get inspired. This has manifested itself into playlists for the main seven in TOS and AOS. I don't have playlists for specific ships just because I have so many so all the songs for all my ships for a certain character are an amalgamation of angst and fluff!
This is mainly for AOS btw, and I've only included the non-shipping ones that are included in my timeline. Let's go!
Run Boy Run | Woodkid- Tarsus IV, Jim was chosen, he ran away and collapsed in the arms of a Starfleet officer
San Francisco | Scott McKenzie- Jim exploring Starfleet Academy in his first week there
Mambo No.5 | Lou Bega- Jim having fun đ
Golden | Harry Styles- This is the most shippy this is going to get, but only because this is in every timeline for all of my ships. It's Jim and Bones friendship during the academy years, how they're the only people that truly understand each other. But it's also Bones developing a crush on Jimmy boy, this also contains an "I'll patch you up after a bar fight but you're going to get flirty scolding too scene"
I Love to Boogie | T Rex- Just Jim and Bones drunk off their tits dancing once exams are over
Honky Cat | Elton John- I just need Jim getting ready for the day to this song, it's a great montage song
Let Us Adore You | Steven Universe the Movie- This just makes me think of the Admirals loving Jim when the 5 year mission starts because he's living up to his father, finally
Space Oddity | David Bowie- I imagine that Ambassador Spock left Spock a load of Old Earth pop culture things he found, one of them is this song. So he and Jim listen on the observation deck with the gravity off
Escapism | Steven Universe- This is inspires a scene in a fanfiction I'm currently drafting, so no spoilers đ
And now some non-shippy Jim vibes!
Sexyback | Justin Timberlake- Do you need an explanation?
I'm Too Sexy | Right Said Fred- See above comment (also the video I put in was by Putnik68)
Cut to the Chase | Rush- Jim training, maybe anti gravity training or with new tech
Love Like You | Steven Universe- Self-esteem issues with Leonard and Spock but they all think this about themselves and the others
Other Friends | Steven Universe Movie- Mirror!Kirk, maybe he finds some of his officers have joined the resistance?
Here Comes a Thought | Steven Universe- Anxiety and feelings âš
7 Rings | Ariana Grande- Just imagine the main 7 being sassy to this
Candyman | Christina Aguilera- Jim being sexy yet again, maybe some dancing too
Seaside Rendezvous | Queen- This song is a bop but full of crack, they probably just sing this after too much wine, or fruit cocktails for Spock
Strangers | Taemin- Just undercover spy vibes
What do you think of my choices? Do you have any songs that scream Jim? I hope you enjoyed listening to this, I'll probably do Spock next because, trust me, Bones has many many songs in his playlist!
anyway here's my top 10 academy era mckirk recs enjoy.
Step 1: Enlist in Starfleet. Step 2: ????? Step 3: Profit. by hellostarling
Jim spends three years at the Academy, and he totally manages it all by himself. Well, Bones helps a little. Or a lot. Maybe.
This is Jim's Starfleet education and all that entails: the ups, the downs, the prank wars, the winter vacations, and the awkward boners.
Once More unto the Breach by AnEscapeFromReality
James Kirk was the rudest student Professor Heleine ever taught. He stomped out of the middle of the professor's lecture like he wasn't a mere cadet. Well, the professor was done putting up with him. If he couldn't sit through an expert lecture, then he should give the lecture about Tarsus. That would teach him some respect.
What Sulu Sees by IsmayDeVain
How Kirk Slowly Endears Himself to His Crew by Becoming a Human Punching Bag, Plunging off a 300 Foot Cliff, Getting Crushed by a Giant Ass Pipe, Nearly Getting Blown to Itty Bitty Bits, and Suffocating Because of His Own Medically Inept Body. (Although, not necessarily in that order.) Or five times Kirk puts his crew before himself and one time they return the favor.
(this is post Star Trek 2009, but it includes flashbacks to the academy so I'm counting it.)
Shelter by schweinsty
Five times Jim told someone about Tarsus IV, and one time they already knew.
The World May Never Know by SadieYuki
How many lies does it take to get to the center of a Jim Kirk?
Or, five times Jim Kirk hid the truth from Leonard McCoy, and one time he finally opened up.
Cpt C. Pike and C/ J.T. Kirkâs guide to unexpected Co-Habitation by InsaneSociopath
When the Admiralty first delivered their ultimatum, Chris Pike didn't know who ought to be more offended; Jim Kirk, for being treated as if he were incapable of being independent despite being twenty-two and a certified genius; or Chris himself, for not getting any choice in who lived in his spare bed room for the next twelve months dammit!
Or: Things Captain Christopher Pike learns about both himself and Cadet James T Kirk during their (not so) brief period of (initially) forced co-habitation.
Leonard H. McCoy's Guide to Keeping a Friend by highschool-facelesshellion (mutalune)
Leonard came to Starfleet with nothing except a half-finished degree and an empty bottle of cheap booze. It took him months to realize he had a best friend waiting in the wings for him to get his act together.
Or: How Leonard made a best friend by being an unobservant but decent person and how his conscience wouldn't let him be undeserving of the kid's freak affection.
Quirks and Their Side Effects by highschool-facelesshellion (mutalune)
Jim Kirk's always been a weirdo.
Leonard could use some more weird.
The Little Things by summoner_yuna_of_besaid
Jim thinks about how he came to this moment: how he just happened to go and visit Bones when the man was with a patient diagnosed with ADHD who was looking to refill his medication. Funny, he thinks as more tears roll down his face and his lips tremble, how the most innocuous little things can change your life, forever.
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In which Jim Kirk learns about himself and his mind, struggles to understand it, and his friends and family help him handle the fall out.
Any Road Will Take You There by shoreleave
Slow-developing K/M, beginning right after the shuttle ride and showing what happens the first year at the Academy. Told from McCoy's POV.
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(anyway drop into my inbox to cry with me about aos kirk)
This list will include all ratings and tags, so read at your own discretion! :)
Starfleet Academy, home to carriers and mutants alike. Three years before Nero's attack on Vulcan, Jim Kirk and Leonard McCoy begin to forge what will one day be a legendary friendship. A series of snapshots of how it all began.
Throwaway one-shot. Jim Kirk survived Tarsus with more than just mental scars and how that could change the events in the second reboot film.
The three people who figured out that Jim was on Tarsus IV.
A fic based around the following prompt excerpt on Tumblr: âSo, captain,â she began, eyeing him mischievously. âWhere would you be if you hadnât joined up?â Jim shrugged nonchalantly, pursing his lips for a moment in thought. âDead probably,â he finally replied, lightly but absolutely seriousâ oblivious to the shocked expressions of his crew around him. âOr halfway to it in a bar in Iowa somewhere.â Or, Nyota's journey from first meeting Kirk, to loving Jim, through three, increasingly angsty, incidents spanning Academy Era to post 2009 film.
James T. Kirk always goes to Tarsus IV - because George Kirk can die, Vulcan can be destroyed, and Jim can be resurrected, but Tarsus IV is immutable. OR - An exploration of the fanon fact that Jim always experiences the massacre on Tarsus IV, no matter the universe.
Bones came to Starfleet with a hell of a lot of baggage. Jim came empty handed.
Jim would much rather deal with an army of assassins wielding pine nuts over having to weather the storm caused by this single video.
Jim is not exactly over Tarsus but he's over it enough to be casual about it, so times when Jim nonchalantly horrified someone by being casual about Tarsus
He's sitting stiffly, back straight and face utterly blank. There is no laughter twinkling in his eyes. She feels wary at the sight of him, this cadet who only superficially resembles the one she thought she knew. Starfleet Academy professor Anita Cornerstone calls Cadet Jim Kirk to her office to discuss his response on an essay assignment. The conversation they have is not the one she was expecting.
The kid takes him to the ground, hard and fast, and the knife punches right through his throat. The man gurgles and blood sprays, and the kidâs head snaps up, blond hair flying everywhere, as he gives the blade a final, savage, twist and pulls it free. Heâd know those eyes anywhere. Itâs Jim Kirk.
Based on the TOS episode Conscience of the King. Post Tarsus IV. Riley is assigned aboard the Enterprise. He recognizes Kirk.
James Kirk was the rudest student Professor Heleine ever taught. He stomped out of the middle of the professor's lecture like he wasn't a mere cadet. Well, the professor was done putting up with him. If he couldn't sit through an expert lecture, then he should give the lecture about Tarsus. That would teach him some respect.
The thing people always forget is that it was a Vulcan ship that reached Tarsus IV first.
Jimmy Kirk isnât an old soul stuck in a young body, his teachers whisper, heâs sharp, jagged edges and a too-bright mind wrapped in skin and bones all glued together with his stepdaddyâs fists.
Kirk bod appreciation #6: The Curves. The Front. TheâŚchest. AND THE AMAZING GREEN WRAP
Bread and Circuses. ThisâŚvision appears. The hips, again. You know that thing where you see a really nice curve on something, and itâs justâŚpleasing? Itâs justâŚnice. Thereâs harmony in the world and itâs calming and right. It could be the s-curve of a car, or a meandering river viewed from 30,000 feet, or the simple arc of a leaf. Or Captain Kirkâs hourglass. Look at his lines. We celebrate this on the feminine form a lot, but masculine curves? This is where Kirk is wonderful. Thereâs this whole dance of masculine-feminine and what is masculine or feminine anyway? Who gets to define that? And look at theâŚchest. Look at those shadows from a distance. Arenât they just. I mean seriously. And the pinnacle. The Tumâ˘. The tum is very important, and important that we stand up to the people who put him down for The Thicc, and say back the heck up here. Back right up. How DARE you. Letâs just all take a moment to love this bod, and love anyone who has this kind of bod, you are lovely and perfect.Â
Letâs talk about this wrap now. This wrap is brilliant. The wrap is one of the greatest items of clothing from the 20th/23rd century. Look at how this is the absolute perfect thing to dress this man in. Look how flattering it is, how it shows off all his beautiful things. Thank you, William Ware Theiss, for this legacy. The wonderful gay costume designer for Star Trek. Thank you, wherever your energy now resides in the universe. And screw you, world, for making it impossible to find clothes like this irl. Interestingly, wrap tops can be found but tend to be exclusively in the femme section of clothes stores. Now thereâs another fun gender thing, which adds to the theory of Kirk being expressively non-binary.
Extra: lol at McCoy for looking just like Mr Bean in these hilariously unfortunate screencaps. Heâs beautiful too, of course, but in a different way. Iâll leave the Bones-love to someone elseâŚ
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Kirk bod appreciation #5: The Paws
Kirk bod appreciation #4: The Curves. The Back. Poetry in motion. Â
Kirk bod appreciation #3: Season 3 (Part 1)
Kirk bod appreciation #2b: The Gluteus Maximus
Kirk bod appreciation #2a: The Gluteus Maximus
Kirk bod appreciation #1: The Tum
Kirk bod appreciation #4: The Curves. The Back. Poetry in motion.Â
Here we honour the Kirk âhourglassâ. The broad shoulders tapering into that lower back - and then flaring out again at those hips. Those HIPS. Those hips DO NOT lie. He has a broad back and such proportioning that one doesnât always notice his hips arenât so typically narrow, but stand him next to Bones or Spock - or even the girls - and just look at how endowed they are. Hot news: men have hips! And boy, is that hot. AND as if they werenât gorgeous enough just existing in this flawless form, he actually swings them. Can we just correct another bro-ism: Kirk does not âswaggerâ. Kirk swings his hips. Like a sassy bih. This is one of the many reasons why James Kirk is special and utterly precious.Â
Season 3 is the icing on the cake: he fills out a little, everything fits that bit tighter, and WOW. Look at that TURN, and the peek of the taut, firm Tumâ˘. Hello friend, welcome. Kirk has what one might call the âbubble tumâ, like the âbubble buttâ. Thicc from the back AND front. Indeed, the shrink-wrapped glutes go without saying - it is a crime that we are never gifted, despite the shirts ripping constantly, a single moment of those *pants* ripping. That ass not able to be contained, bursting for freedom like his nips in Amok Time (which didnât at all have sexual connotationsâŚNOT AT ALL). Spock blushing bright green. Bones rolling his eyes.
Now donât be thinking these are just dribble-posts, like the bros do over the girls; no. This lightly humoured appreciation is partly in response to those who criticise Kirkâs weight and build. Criticise WHAT I hear you cry??! I know. I donât get it either. So here we are. Kirk, our intelligent, compassionate bookworm; our soft, smiling, curvaceous, chubby hunk who donât need no six pack to be Jim Kirk. Itâs part of his character; itâs part of his physical presence, how he moves, how he walks. How he proudly inhabits that bod - and what that says about him. Heâs a man, heâs unbound; heâs his own version. He communicates, enviably, body confidence incarnate, while busting stereotypes and being utterly true. What an icon. We love him and celebrate his beauty inside and out.
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Them.
Yes I gave Spock eyeshadow it is canon can't change my mind
Listen, Captain Kirk isnât actually this short, but in my heart he is
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Listen, Captain Kirk isnât actually this short, but in my heart he is
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Listen, I just think theyâre neat
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