Just finished episode 38 and I am not okay. Firstly, the completed list of nicknames:
1. Boob 1 - Giorno
2. Boob 2/mommy - Buccerati
3. Piss kink/Jazz boy - Abbacchio
4. American flag - Mista
5. Swiss cheese/fatherless - Fugo
6. Mathless/my son - Narancia
7. Yogurt cheese bowl - Fromaggio
8. Pickle Rick/bb himbo - Pesci
9. Mafia daddy - Prociutto
10. Mellon boy/sex offender - Melone
11. Emo jester/daddy - Risotto
12. Devil fruit - Ghiacchio
13. Italian ice cream - Gelato
14. Rich people ice cream - Sorbet
15. Bad bitch/pinky pie- Trish
16. Pigtails - Illuso
17. Torao 2.0 - Jotaro
18. Valentines day but yandere - Boss' stand
19. Squidward - Squalo
20. Femboy - Tiziano
21. Sailor moon/pink twink - Doppio
22. Strawberry shortcake/THIGHS - Diavolo
23. Chocolate/Brocoli - Cioccolata
24. Prosecco/Bodycon - Secco
25. Rejected pharo/Poneglyph - Polnareff
Secondly, my top 5 characters:
1. Bucciarati
2. Risotto
3. Pesci
4. Narancia
5. Secco
As you can see, all of my favourites have kicked the bucket. I am entirely not okay. In other news, I dispise Swiss cheese for breaking up the found family that is the bucci bitches.
Diavolo has some of the sexiest legs to ever grace my screen and I dislike golden experience requiem's design.
I am now moving on to part one bc I have been told that is very important lore wise. I have also been told the English accents are funny as fuck so I'm looking forward to that.
At the behest of a few friends, I have started watching JJBA. I was told I am able to watch it whatever order I want, so I've started with part 5 and I am currently on episode 10. Here are my nicknames for these dudes so far with the actual character names courtesy of said friends:
1. Boob window twink 1 - Giorno
2. Boob window twink 2 - Buccerati
3. Piss kink twink - Abbacchio
4. American flag boi - Mista
5. Swiss cheese - Fugo
6. Mathless - Narancia
7. Yogurt cheese bowl - Fromaggio
8. Pickle Rick - Pesci
9. Mafia daddy - Prociutto
10. Mellon boy - Melone
11. Emo jester - Risotto
12. Devil fruit - Ghiacchio
13. Italian ice cream - Gelato
14. Rich people ice cream - Sorbet
15. Nylons - Trish
16. Pigtails - Illuso
17. Torao 2.0 - Jotaro
Okay, just finished episode 25 and I put the wrong pieces together to make the right puzzle if that makes sense? I remembered that a few episodes ago I saw emo jester using screws or smth to stab a guy in the hand and then the eye. Then a couple of episodes later mathless was eating soup and the spoon disappeared for a bit right? So I message the gc and say 'omg does the emo jester have metal powers' and then I get a 'Wtf what episode are you on?!?!?' And I say ep 22 and they ask how I put that together so I said what I thought plus the fact that emo jester was the only member of the hitman team that team boob window 2 hadn't dealt with and then I got a 'lol that's not him' but then I asked if he had metal powers and I got confirmation. I also apparently figured out one of his special moves? And it has something to do with blood control. Keep in mid that I've seen about 5 minutes total of this dude and I've apparently figured this out. So I am certifiably a genius.
In other news, here are the next couple of nicknames:
18. Valentines day but yandere - Boss
19. Squidward - Squalo
20. Femboy - Tiziano
Trish's stand is fucking awesome and so is boob twink 1's. I will also begrudgingly admit that piss kink twink has a cool stand as well.
Last things: I am deeply in love with Buccerati, I'm annoyed at Swiss cheese for not going with everyone, mathless is my son, and pesci is baby.
At the behest of a few friends, I have started watching JJBA. I was told I am able to watch it whatever order I want, so I've started with part 5 and I am currently on episode 10. Here are my nicknames for these dudes so far with the actual character names courtesy of said friends:
1. Boob window twink 1 - Giorno
2. Boob window twink 2 - Buccerati
3. Piss kink twink - Abbacchio
4. American flag boi - Mista
5. Swiss cheese - Fugo
6. Mathless - Narancia
7. Yogurt cheese bowl - Fromaggio
8. Pickle Rick - Pesci
9. Mafia daddy - Prociutto
10. Mellon boy - Melone
11. Emo jester - Risotto
12. Devil fruit - Ghiacchio
13. Italian ice cream - Gelato
14. Rich people ice cream - Sorbet
15. Nylons - Trish
16. Pigtails - Illuso
17. Torao 2.0 - Jotaro